Of course there are mens' warehouses. That's just what they call the easily-expendable laborers' living areas.

He looks a little old to still be in high school, no? I don't know. Maybe I'm just jealous of that cool picture he has with Rocky Dennis.

Nobody's hooking up with Pennsylvania if it means adopting their alcohol distribution laws.

I grew a beard specifically because I was sick of paying cocaine prices for razors. Thanks for the tip. I'll need this when my boss goes from "what do you think you're in a band or something" to "we really need to talk about your face".

"you're probably better off using the pussy spoon". Ain't that called a speculum, or something?

I think the soccer goalie question is that the goalie can use his hands in either team's box, rather than just his own. So if you sent a corner kick into the box, your own goalie could spike the ball, or catch it and dribble it basketball-style at the goal.

My only question... What is your hash name??

Drinking 30 $8 Miller Lites?

sigfig's, dude.

I have the teachers edition and you're right.The answer is 10 ft.

You like black licorice flavored garbage pills. You don't get to vote anymore

May the gods bless you for saying the passes were defended, instead of the ridiculous and incorrect defensed. That is all.

The fastest a ball has ever left a bat in MLB history is around 120 MPH. So for the sake of argument let's say some mutant comes up through the Nationals farm system, got too close to Three Mile Island one day while toiling at AA Harrisburg, and can suddenly hit a ball 150 times as fast as that, 18,000 MPH. That's the…

That's because everybody under the age of 115 eats at gas stations in PA.

I would've gone with reheated baked ziti.

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Waffle fries are my #1 because to me a french fry is a vehicle to get tastier stuff to my mouth. The waffle fry has the must surface area for holding seasoning on/or topping (chili, gravy etc)