Washington has the advantage of having Naval Base Kitsap, where the Pacific Fleet’s SSBNs are based. Having a fleet of ballistic missile subs would probably make California think twice before invading Washington. I guess all the SSBNs won’t immediately become part of Washington’s navy, but they gotta get at least a…

The whole time I was watching this just being like, “Come on, man! Nitrogen gas can kill you!” It’s an asphyxiate and can knock you out pretty quickly and you’ll barely even notice and then it’s all over unless someone is there to save you (who won’t also then die of N2 asphyxiation). Oh yeah, and all the chances for…

Shit man... There’s always a highlight truther.

I don’t understand how so many people think Radiohead and Coldplay are alike. I guess they both employ piano at times (obviously Coldplay a lot more) and singers with a falsetto, but beyond that, what is the same? Maybe a few songs here and there are alike, but are you really telling me that Coldplay has anything like…

How could they lose?! They have Goro on their team!

Entrepreneur and current American 800-meter record-holder Nick Symmonds

Wow. The WHOOSH from the number of people missing this joke is deafening.

My god. I love you. However, my credit card is about to have a very painful night.

Or that you’re an overly obsessive runner. I have like two years worth of backup shoes in my basement right now. Every time my shoe is on significant discount, I buy as much as possible. The stock just keeps growing. It is a source of pride and a bit of shame.

Holy crap. This. If you can’t get someone you know to show you how to run properly, at least read a book. Stop smacking your heels into the ground, running like you have a Skip-It around your ankles, and use your arms efficiently and running will get so much easier so quickly.

Yeah. I wish I was more into cycling for this reason. You see so much more on a bike and can get sooooo much farther. The only problem is that when it comes to getting a workout, I just like running so much more. But yeah, getting out on a nice day on the bike and hitting a distance in one hour that might take me 3+…

I have a similar method of not finishing too soon when I’m getting it on. I usually count by 13's or something weird like that. It usually allows me to provide an extra minute or so of very mediocre and somewhat distracted sex.

I never had an incidence of pee shyness or even thought it was common until a college roommate of mine mentioned that it happened to him a lot. I have no idea why, but that got into my head and every so often now I have a case and I curse that friend every damn time.

I’m starring this just cuz the Predator analogy is so perfect. And I know it was (is?) a pretty popular movie, but it still seems like a bit of an esoteric way of describing a bunch of teenaged Disney employees popping out of nowhere.

I was reading this and yelling in my head, “Why does no one take into account he only has one hand to play with?!” Wow. Reading comprehension no is good today.

What kinda shitty old microwave do you own that doesn’t have the “add one minute and start” button? Pfft... you must be one of the poors.

This is my problem. If I’m listening to it while at home, I get distracted and I ride my bike everywhere (shut up, I’m not a hipster. It’s just convenient in the city), but I don’t wanna split my attention between listening to a podcast and not getting hit by a car. If it’s in paragraph form, I can kinda skim it at…

Sounds you developed a case of speed goggles. It’s okay. I’ve had a ridiculous prescription for years.

You mean “Rupp-roe, Shalane-igans”