Anyone who thinks 82ºF is a “perfectly fine temperature to run in” does not do much competitive running

Hey, Drew, just so your wife knows, rolling down the windows doesn’t save gas (I assume in comparison to using the AC) when you’re at highway speeds. It kills the car’s aerodynamics and actually makes the car work harder and use more gas.

Was waiting for this very joke and you knocked it outta the park

Oh god, I could take a nap almost anywhere in college. Between classes in the student union where it’s loud as all hell at noon when I had enough time for a nap, but not enough time to get home? No problem. On a shitty couch in the basement of my lab that has probably been there for 3 decades? You know it! And oh man,…

I guess I’m gonna be annoying one-up guy, but I think I took the world’s worst fucking nap. I ended up getting a layover in Jakarta’s Soekarno-Hatta airport from like 11pm to 6am (after an 8 1/2 hr flight from Doha) and the terminal I was in closed, so I had to sleep on the fucking floor OUTSIDE of the airport with…

I would sometimes make an extra sandwich when I got to the end of the loaf and give it to the guy on my way to work. Am I thoughtful for getting him some food or awful for giving him my throwaway food?

Thrawn trilogy

In the EU, Luke’s hand and lightsaber are found while sorting trash by a worker who is subsequently killed by Vader, so I guess not everything just falls out the bottom and into the abyss below. Then again, that’s EU, so it’s no longer canonical as far as Disney is concerned, but whatever.

Isn’t that just called “having your own place”?

In that case, I am TockoFlayvahdKeeses. My friends call me Tocco.

Dammit. I was trying to type what you originally said (“Æthelfred”) and threw in the “(sic)“ cuz I know the “f” didn’t belong and then of course made my own typo.

No porn star is using Aetherlfred (sic) cuz who the hell wants their porno name to conjure thoughts of “The Unready”?

Do you think it will do any good to borrow a friend’s cat for a weekend? Like maybe the thing will spread its cat scent and scare the mice away or will this only be a temporary / poor solution?

I was wondering that myself and in that case, props to all of them for the play calling and practice (assuming the picks are allowed).

The bagels are meh. I just don’t like croissants in general. Meanwhile, the biscuits are basically just a fluffy piece of butter that delivers egg, cheese, and meat to me.

I had that happen last year. I think I had like 11 days off in a row. By the end I was just bored. Yeah, that’d be great if I went on vacation or something, but I had to be around family for Christmas and no friends wanted to travel for New Years cuz most of my friends suck and not enough people realize that it’s an…

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This is the correct answer. The majority of people will probably end up taking Friday off in that scenario so you can waltz in and not do shit all day. If you’re really lucky, you’ll be the only one there and then you look like the hard-working go-getter.

Why the hell are there never enough biscuit breakfast sandwiches? Wawa croissants suck balls. ANGER!

[groans]