My god. I love you. However, my credit card is about to have a very painful night.

Or that you’re an overly obsessive runner. I have like two years worth of backup shoes in my basement right now. Every time my shoe is on significant discount, I buy as much as possible. The stock just keeps growing. It is a source of pride and a bit of shame.

Holy crap. This. If you can’t get someone you know to show you how to run properly, at least read a book. Stop smacking your heels into the ground, running like you have a Skip-It around your ankles, and use your arms efficiently and running will get so much easier so quickly.

Yeah. I wish I was more into cycling for this reason. You see so much more on a bike and can get sooooo much farther. The only problem is that when it comes to getting a workout, I just like running so much more. But yeah, getting out on a nice day on the bike and hitting a distance in one hour that might take me 3+…

I have a similar method of not finishing too soon when I’m getting it on. I usually count by 13's or something weird like that. It usually allows me to provide an extra minute or so of very mediocre and somewhat distracted sex.

I never had an incidence of pee shyness or even thought it was common until a college roommate of mine mentioned that it happened to him a lot. I have no idea why, but that got into my head and every so often now I have a case and I curse that friend every damn time.

I’m starring this just cuz the Predator analogy is so perfect. And I know it was (is?) a pretty popular movie, but it still seems like a bit of an esoteric way of describing a bunch of teenaged Disney employees popping out of nowhere.

I was reading this and yelling in my head, “Why does no one take into account he only has one hand to play with?!” Wow. Reading comprehension no is good today.

What kinda shitty old microwave do you own that doesn’t have the “add one minute and start” button? Pfft... you must be one of the poors.

This is my problem. If I’m listening to it while at home, I get distracted and I ride my bike everywhere (shut up, I’m not a hipster. It’s just convenient in the city), but I don’t wanna split my attention between listening to a podcast and not getting hit by a car. If it’s in paragraph form, I can kinda skim it at…

Sounds you developed a case of speed goggles. It’s okay. I’ve had a ridiculous prescription for years.

You mean “Rupp-roe, Shalane-igans”

Anyone who thinks 82ºF is a “perfectly fine temperature to run in” does not do much competitive running

Hey, Drew, just so your wife knows, rolling down the windows doesn’t save gas (I assume in comparison to using the AC) when you’re at highway speeds. It kills the car’s aerodynamics and actually makes the car work harder and use more gas.

Was waiting for this very joke and you knocked it outta the park

Oh god, I could take a nap almost anywhere in college. Between classes in the student union where it’s loud as all hell at noon when I had enough time for a nap, but not enough time to get home? No problem. On a shitty couch in the basement of my lab that has probably been there for 3 decades? You know it! And oh man,…

I guess I’m gonna be annoying one-up guy, but I think I took the world’s worst fucking nap. I ended up getting a layover in Jakarta’s Soekarno-Hatta airport from like 11pm to 6am (after an 8 1/2 hr flight from Doha) and the terminal I was in closed, so I had to sleep on the fucking floor OUTSIDE of the airport with…

I would sometimes make an extra sandwich when I got to the end of the loaf and give it to the guy on my way to work. Am I thoughtful for getting him some food or awful for giving him my throwaway food?

Isn’t that just called “having your own place”?

In that case, I am TockoFlayvahdKeeses. My friends call me Tocco.