Dammit. I was trying to type what you originally said (“Æthelfred”) and threw in the “(sic)“ cuz I know the “f” didn’t belong and then of course made my own typo.

No porn star is using Aetherlfred (sic) cuz who the hell wants their porno name to conjure thoughts of “The Unready”?

Do you think it will do any good to borrow a friend’s cat for a weekend? Like maybe the thing will spread its cat scent and scare the mice away or will this only be a temporary / poor solution?

I was wondering that myself and in that case, props to all of them for the play calling and practice (assuming the picks are allowed).

The bagels are meh. I just don’t like croissants in general. Meanwhile, the biscuits are basically just a fluffy piece of butter that delivers egg, cheese, and meat to me.

I had that happen last year. I think I had like 11 days off in a row. By the end I was just bored. Yeah, that’d be great if I went on vacation or something, but I had to be around family for Christmas and no friends wanted to travel for New Years cuz most of my friends suck and not enough people realize that it’s an…

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This is the correct answer. The majority of people will probably end up taking Friday off in that scenario so you can waltz in and not do shit all day. If you’re really lucky, you’ll be the only one there and then you look like the hard-working go-getter.

Why the hell are there never enough biscuit breakfast sandwiches? Wawa croissants suck balls. ANGER!

[groans]

Yeah. There is almost no way I wouldn’t take that deal. You’d have to throw in something that legitimately threatens my life to deter me from those kind of hours.

I’ve been trying to find a comment that is most similar to my opinion on the whole thing and I think you say it best. I don’t mind people calling themselves marathoners or whatever if they’ve run a full marathon cuz technically, they are 100% correct. But as you say, it’s kinda ridiculous when people treat someone who…

I tend to pretty openly fart around my close friends and also tend to have very nasty farts. However, I hold it when I’m out in public cuz I’m a gentleman. I know I bring it on myself, but it’s always annoying when my friends just assume the fart was me even though I tell them that I only fart around them! Such an…

As others have said, track and field meets were pretty great, assuming you didn’t have an event for a really long time, were done for the day, or were a sprinter or thrower who could seemingly eat and do whatever the hell they wanted. The rest of the time was spent hanging out with friends, playing games, and making…

The throwers would get a pizza or whatever and then eat the damn thing in the tent. I think they did that once and I had the 32 and 4x4 (yeah, I did a wide range in HS) still remaining in my day. It got me so hungry that ate some potato chips and then spit them out just so I could feel the sensation of food without…

Steak and eggs for breakfast? Burgers and brats for lunch? On the day of a meet?! I hate you.

Signed,
A distance runner

Assuming the nuggets don’t hit the floor or the nasty pong table, I see nothing wrong with this idea.

I can just imagine you trying to explain that to her: “So, yeah... when I accused you of giving me an STD, I was wrong. Turns out I just masturbate WAY too much”. That could not have been fun.

Ugh... he’s like that awful NFL Shop family all wrapped up in one person.

She laughs? That’s a keeper.