I hate that I’m lumped into the same generation as today’s teenagers. I’m 27, so I’m on the older end of the “millenial” generation and feel such a disconnect to all these memes, Twitter in-jokes, and whatever the hell else is going on that I have no idea about. I’m guessing most people have a similar experience…

My past two Memorial Day weekends have been spent at weddings and my aunt had her 65th birthday party on the Sunday of Labor Weekend (this year I’m going camping). Nothing wrong with going to a birthday party, but it was indoors, at a country club, and we had to get dressed up. Nothing about it said Labor Day weekend…

Maybe they wanted him to pinch hit so they could see him in a Phillies uniform one final time?

Unlike Burrell, who we all pretended hadn’t banged most of our wives for nearly a decade.

A lot of people are talking about defining a woman at a certain testosterone threshold. How about we just say that you’re a woman if you have two X chromosomes? If you have above the 10 nmol / L limit of testosterone they test to see if it’s cuz you’re hyperandrogenic or if its cuz you’re doping. If you’re…

I don’t understand these people who will go out to dinner, order a drink at Starbucks, etc. and then try to either cheat their wait staff, game the system, etc. to avoid paying some relatively small amount of money. Like if that $3 is that significant to you, maybe you shouldn’t be getting Starbucks every day or…

And that is why Gronk is awesome and JJ Watt is an ass hole

Tim Tebow can get kinda annoying with his in-your-face all his goody act and religiousness, but really, Tim Tebow isn’t the most annoying character in football, it’s Tim Tebow fans that are the most annoying characters in football.

Faye Reagan’s Deadspin username?

Dr. Zoidberg approves of this betting strategy

And what an odd number to bet. I’m guessing they rounded off the winnings to $100K, but if the guy actually did decide to bet $78 or whatever then it has to be a case of “Hey, guys, I’m feeling lucky... I’m gonna bet [checks pockets to see how much money is in there]... I’m gonna bet $76.92 at 1300-1 odds for all 15…

This has to be a case of putting a guy on your team cuz you wanna know some of the secrets to your rival’s defensive scheme or something like that, right?

At a party in high school, one of my friends apparently pissed on the carpet of the parents’ bedroom. The kid was absolutely hammered, but still had the wherewithal to proceed to the bathroom and wash his hands. Funny how the brain works when it goes on auto-pilot.

As others have responded, sugar actually is a preservative, but only in high concentrations. Basically bacteria didn’t evolve to live in high concentrations of sugar (lose water through osmosis, yadda yadda yadda, nerdy nerdy nerdy...), so they’re not gonna grow in syrup. I’d hazard a guess that on the surface, you’ll…

I had to look up the meaning of “zaftig”. That’s a new one to me. And here I always thought it was just a diner in Brookline, MA. Well, you learn something new every day, I guess.

Yes. Came here to say the same thing. Unless you plan to cross every single river by getting to its source, driving around that, and repeat until you’re on the other side, you’re not getting to the Pacific. Even then, I don’t know if that’s possible cuz I’m sure a lot of rivers start on a mountain or whatever.

So that’s what the hell a jaffle is. I just assumed this was a misspelling due to some language barrier when I saw it in Indonesia.

I gotta stake out the entrances to the Cira Centre and find this crazy executive lady, follow her to lunch, and document her.

One of my roommate’s good friends is from Edinburgh and we went to a diner for breakfast a little bit back and when he mentioned he had never had a waffle, let alone seen one, I couldn’t believe him. It was like he was telling us he was born on Mars. Who the hell hasn’t encountered a waffle before? Well, I guess he’s…

Is an “end” (as well as a “found”) some weird and little known unit, is my reading comprehension very poor, did you make a typo, or was there some combination of them all in your comment?