+1 Renewal for you!

“And what about PCP and firearms on the field?” - Billy Cole

I like the idea of exercise in the morning, but whenever I try to do it, my muscles are too tight from just getting up. I could add in a longer warmup and all that, but at that point, I’m probably gonna be late to work unless I wake up at some awful time.

My roommate has a predisposition towards not requiring sleep. I swear he goes to bed at least an hour later than me and somehow, when I wake up, he’s sitting in the living room just hanging out even though he doesn’t have work for another hour or two. Maybe he naps all day at work or something, but whatever it is, I…

I’m not a Batman geek, but isn’t one of his things that he doesn’t like guns, so he’d get rocked in pistol shooting. I guess we can assume he’s doing some horse riding when he’s doing his billionaire shtick, I’d assume he’s good with swords and should be athletic enough to swim well, but he’d get destroyed in the…

A lot of our culture was different and the reasons for the ban may be different in our hypothetical situation, but we have a pretty good real life case study in the 20’s that just says some people would get mad, some people would be happy, and some people would get very rich from a now illegal trade.

I work half days on Fridays, so when I lived in an apartment with shared laundry, I’d get it done in the middle of the afternoon and use every machine. As you said, it definitely was glorious. Felt like I had my own personal laundromat.

I imagine Kluwe punting a pomegranate as the fruit equivalent to a claymore mine.

The original comment (and the joke) I believe was saying many of the people interviewed for that story were stupid, not necessarily Trump himself, and that they are dumb people, regardless of voting for Trump or not.

I think people who vote for [insert name here] just because of the party they’re in may have flawed reasoning, but when you’re shouting things like “We need to get the Muslims out of this country before they killing our families” or thinking someone can run a country because of the way they hosted The Apprentice, you…

Yes. Very true. Marty’s “Well that sounds god-fucking awful, Rust” was the perfect response cuz it fit his character AND it was exactly what you thought when you heard the line. It only missed having a “WTF!!!” flashing in comic sans text above his head.

Your description of the dialogue is so accurate. Rust Cohle of Season 1 was like the wet dream of your hypothetical philosophy student.

I haven’t gotten around to watching this season, but I can’t imagine that anything it has tops the “I think human consciousness is a tragic misstep in evolution” speech. That was an incredible moment. So ridiculous and wonderful.

Andy McCullough is 28. If that’s old... ugh...

Games of NHL 94 between me, my brother, and cousin at Thanksgiving and Christmas are a family tradition. They could forget the turkey, but as long as we still have NHL 94, we’ll be good. Only thing that sucks is that my cousin still destroys me. Maybe I can teach my kids to be better than his, assuming they don’t…

Zlatan is 6’5. I’d loved to see him wander about, not seeming to care, and then... BOOM! Just lays down a monster dunk. Considering the second tallest guy there is (probably) David Luiz at 6’2, I’m guessing he would own that court.

Your grammar is as good as the average American.

I’m no lawyer, but I’m wondering if publishing his name, especially with the general tone of this article, would be considered libel, but maybe he could just say “The Telegraph identifies him as Walter Palmer...” to get around that. I dunno. Anyone with more lawyerin’ brain cells care to chime in?

I was at the grocery store last week and the guy in front of me was arguing about a coupon to save like $2 on a case of bottled water. If $2 is so important to you to argue about a coupon, maybe you shouldn’t be buying bottled water! Tap water is essentially free and, from what I’ve observed, most people that say they…

I understand that early on, you tend to be more excitable, sociable, etc., but I thought that was because it depressed parts of your brain that would normally hold you back. At the same time, it is depressing motor functions, speech, etc., but to a much small degree at this point. Eventually, the loss of motor…