With a name like Sharpless, I believe we were looking for “C-flat Major”

Haha yeah. I've definitely seen them on Philly's subway in the last year. I'm like, come on, man, I've got Netflix...

What if I have some candy bars or DVDs I'm selling at a great price?

People seem to be good at this rule in most major cities, yet for some reason, it completely fails to catch on in Philly, which although not on the same level as New York, is still a city with more than 1.5 million people and the 6th busiest subway system in the county.

Holy crap do I hate people who play their music without headphones or play Candy Crush with the volume way up. I want to destroy these people.

I hate golf, but at least you're relaxing (sorta) outdoors and can drink beer. In fact, the more you suck, the more you can not care and just drink the whole time. Moving sucks in any circumstance.

Ha! You don't get to decide what happens there either, the bride does.

It's like the old saying: bachelor parties are like funerals, which are not for the dead but for the living, as bachelor parties are not for the groom but for his friends.

My best friends from college are significantly more immature than my best friends from high school. By your logic, that's not good for me. Uh oh...

Ugh... sweet Jesus... try navigating Philadelphia mayoral and city council elections. It's like "who out of these guys is least likely to face federal indictment?" Heck, one of the mayoral candidates was in federal prison for 30 months for tax evasion and he's still getting a sizable chunk of votes! Our mayor will…

Yeah, I can see that being an issue. Maybe everyone gets a pre-determined fixed amount, with extra amounts depending on playing time, bonuses for being selected to all-conference, all-America, etc. teams and other awards, and then if the team makes or wins a bowl, everyone gets a little extra. You have performance…

More importantly: who puts pickles on a cheesesteak? Then again, I guess Subway isn't exactly known for their cheesesteaks and it is a huge chain, so I guess you'll get all kinds of weirdo preferences.

Yeah, but before he becomes Machamp, he has to get traded and I can’t imagine any GM is dumb enough to pick him up at this point.

In Philly, there are food trucks for grilled cheese, peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, cupcakes, and cheese curds. Like as in four different trucks for those four different, very simple things.

I can just see some dumb yuppie saying, "Oh wow, Cheryl, this is amazing. It promotes ketones and it reduces the amount of aldehydes in your gut".

It is very hard to give the dead autism. Can't argue with that.

It's our generation's hypno-toad

If it's carbon steel, low grade stainless steel, or basically any steel that hasn't been passivated, you could oxidize it enough to develop a film of rust, chip that away, and then reduce the rust (iron oxide) with carbon monoxide to get pure iron and CO2 or use a thermite reaction to get iron and aluminum oxide. Then…

That is the most reasonable explanation so far and it’s still ridiculous. Then again, this is the same organization that has hired Greg Schiano AND Lovie Smith as head coaches.