Tell him to not drink that much then? Or hire two guys? And if you’re really worried about him getting drunk, I think 8 hours is already way past that limit, so that clearly wasn’t a concern of theirs.

But come on! If you’re gonna hire a guy to stay at a bar all day long waiting to see if someone comes in, why not just have him stay there til closing? Were the extra 3 hours per day outside of their budget?

I don’t know if it’d be my first choice, but while reading through some of the soccer suggestions, it got me thinking that it’d be nice if Zidane’s last moment before retirement wasn’t him head-butting Materazzi in the 2006 World Cup final and getting a red card. Plus, there’s a good chance France wins that one…

Yeah, that's pretty the thought of every runner, I think. I had that thought before almost every race (except the 4x4, I loved the 4x4) through all of high school, college, and the occasional track meet that I still get to these days.

One more reason that the first lap usually is faster is because of position. The last thing you wanna do is go out just a bit slow, get boxed in, and then even if you're feeling good later on, you have no place to go and you get stuck behind someone.

Ugh... you might need to reconsider that relationship.

I love a great videogame, but I hate when I'm like "Yes yes yes! The work day is done. Time to go home and play my games!" and then I remember that maybe I should go for a jog, go grocery shopping, make dinner, interact with other people, and other lame stuff like that instead for at least part of my free time.

In all fairness, whoever made this graph never specifies that they bold lines are x=0 and y=0, so.... maybe they just like making certain lines bold cuz it looks pretty?

Two weeks ago, I brought in lunch and then we had a vendor come in who provided lunch, so I saved my lunch for the next day, along with some leftovers from the vendor. Then I forgot that I saved that lunch until I was leaving work the following day and was flying out of town for a week. Definitely went to waste. I…

I work four 9-hour days and one 4-hour Friday. It's fucking amazing.

Geez... and I thought it was cool when a plane was coming in for a landing directly over your head when passing EWR on the Jersey Turnpike.

For those of you who need to watch your booze calories, check out this website:
http://getdrunknotfat.com/

I wouldn't recommend drinking Everclear in order to lose weight, but you get the idea. My issues with drinking rum and diets cokes in order to cut calories:
-You look like a college sophomore at a bar drinking all…

I immediately thought of him as soon as I read the question. Completely agree.

I had a teacher who used to give extra credit points if we drew a creative doodle that had something to do with the test material. The more creative or funny it was, the more points (to a limit) he'd assign. That guy was awesome.

I need to kick the shit out of my dorky high school self and tell my college self to get a car cuz I've only gotten road head once and it was when I was 26 and the girl didn't even finish cuz we hit we stop and go traffic on the Capital Beltway before I was done.

I was near Atlanta for a business trip last winter when they got 2 inches and everyone acted like the sky was falling. I understand people who never see snow don't know how to drive in snow and will drive overly cautious and it just builds on itself til you have 18 hour traffic jams, but it was still amazing.

I see these giant flags in supporter sections all the time, but I'm wondering, how the heck do the people underneath watch the game? Are they only up for a minute at a time, are they slightly transparent up-close, or what?

Whaaat?! Next you're gonna tell me Patron isn't the best tequila out there!

Oh man... I love that they post the jobs online. I mean, I guess why not? But imagine the shit storm they'd face if some foreign intelligence service discovered we had some spies in their backyard and it was determined they found out cuz some kid applied for a job online for "Super Spy - Entry Level".

So you're telling me I'm not gonna find positions in the CIA on Monster.com or at my alma mater's career fair?