You must construct more pylons for this joke to get out of the greys and get the recognition it deserves.

Yeah. Absolutely. There are certain foods you wait until like a third date for, such as anything with barbecue sauce, most finger foods, and pasta. No one looks sexy with sauce on their face or slurping up an errant spaghetti noodle. The last girl I dated, I knew I really liked her when I ate spare ribs in front of…

There's just too many variables to account for among all the top QB's, such as team, coaches, and era to say who is the "best" player. The whole thing can really only be answered in a hypothetical world where we can somehow compare the success of the Patriots with Brady vs the Patriots with Peyton, Montana, etc. Alas,…

You could argue Rodgers has been better the last few years and may end his career with better overall numbers, but when you discuss the GOAT, you're taking into account an entire career, not the last five years. So arguing Rodgers has been better the last five years doesn't really negate the GOAT arguments for Brady…

Have fun launching a solid block of platinum in space. It's ~21 g/cc! But I guess then you'd at least be approaching the cost : performance ratio of some of these aircraft.

I was kinda rooting for the Patriots just cuz I want to hear all the stories about Gronk partying afterwards.

Not necessarily a Unitas fan, but loving the reference.

Love the username. That is all.

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I love Grandma Utz Kettle Chips. If I was throwing a party, they'd definitely be there too.

Who worries about poop? Just clean your underwear. I guess unless you're sleeping naked with your significant other and you poop the bed. In that case, start figuring out how to move on cuz current SO is not coming back to you after you've pooped on them.

I can't remember the last time I ever watched the majority of an athlete's press conference. Maybe the T.O. doing sit-ups in the driveway press conference? This is so much more interesting than the same cliches that you hear 90% of the rest of the time.

If it ends in a dead tie, do we try again?

Exactly. I love the versatility, but likewise if I'm looking at a bracket of dinner entrees, I'm not picking chicken breast over filet mignon, so why should I choose tortilla chips over Doritos?

If you're ranking locations in the World Locations Draft, you gotta think resources first. People fight wars over resources, not over waterfront property. You get all the oil, iron, or whatever and then sell that and then you buy your swanky beach house when you know what places are best so that you don't end up stuck…

That one always kinda throws me off too, especially cuz his name isn't Le Bron James.

Unlocking the kids out of the basement helps you go to sleep? Shouldn't you be putting the ankle biters back into the basement to make sure they don't wake you up in the middle of the night?

I think this goes along with the winding down before bed tip. I don't know what the exact timing of things are for something more strenuous like exercise, but I'd think you'd need at least like two hours between exercise and heading off to bed.

At least it's fully-stocked so you can drown out your sorrows as you contemplate the fact that you're wasting away ~3 hours of your finite existence on this mortal plane attending that game.

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