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I love BBQ chips, but one huge issue is the difference in quality between brands. You get Lays BBQ chips? Ehh, not bad. You get some Middlesworth BBQ chips? Holy shit! There are never enough! I'll fill my bath tub with those chips, jump in, and just sit there and eat them all day (delicious idea, but probably a bit…

Big bag or small bag? Cuz the Goldfish in the ~10 oz bags are the shit, but the ones in the larger foil bags inside the boxes tastes terrible. The carton (30 oz.) ones are pretty good too. Really, at the end of the day it depends on proper salt coverage (even coverage with salt granules not too big) and good…

That's be a fucking awesome party. You never grow too old for that stuff. In fact, I recently had Air Heads for the first time in years, was blown away at how much of their deliciousness I had forgotten about, went back to the store to get more for myself and friends, and was greeted as a conquering hero at the party.

You forgot the compression socks. How could you forget the compression socks?!

I want this story to be made into a short film. I'm imagining Manager walking in, carrying a box or something, absent mindedly talking about something like "Oh man, guys, traffic was a bear this morning. I gotta tell you..." and then placing the box down, looking up and seeing Nightmare Phone Girl. Nightmare Phone…

And there were no websites with lyrics back then either? I'm pretty sure the first things on the internet were academic papers, porn, and terrible band fan pages.

Maybe he took her to Brother Jimmy's Barbecue like any classy gentleman does on an anniversary.

You can get doored and just hit the ground. I had a friend get doored in the spring and she was wearing a helmet and luckily got away with it with a moderately injured arm. Obviously, if a truck was going by and hit her, she'd be dead or severely injured, but a helmet still helped reduce the impact on her head.

Yeah, that's reasonable on a road with a high speed limit, but when I get beeped at while riding ~25 mph on a 25 mph speed limit road with share arrows in the middle of the lane, I wanna flip a shit.

Taking off the headphones is way too under-rated as a safety precaution. It may not seem like much, but I feel like when you wear headphones, you disappear into your own world and get distracted from visual cues as well.

The greatest thing I fear when riding a bike is being doored, which is pretty much random. If I get doored and go down, I'd prefer to be wearing a helmet. I make sure that I'm not getting passed by cars 3 inches away from me by either taking the lane or using a large bike lane. And yeah, in fatal crashes they may not…

Good luck when you go over a nail in that inflatable hamster wheel. That happened to me years ago and ever since, I've only used hard plastic hamster wheels.

I was gonna say the same thing. Commuter riders are usually pretty good, but 9/10 I see someone riding around a city like a jackass, especially the people who ride the wrong way (wtf? the right direction is like a minute's ride away!), they're a delivery guy or Citi bike user.

The streets around Eakins Oval are a death trap for cyclists. Geez, even being in a car I feel like I'm always half a second away from being hit by a car.

I hope you don't think that they intend to put that 18% there as "additional" gratuity. It's just that they're calculating and charging tip for you cuz parties of 8 or more typically turn into a shitshow when it comes time to splitting bills and many times, people suck at remembering to calculate in their tip in those…

Not to get all "Hey, bro, I drink so much more than you!", but La Fin du Monde is only 9% ABV and Beast (I assume you mean Milwaukee's Best) is like 4%-ish. If you're only having a bottle of each, that's essentially the equivalent of maybe ~3 Budweisers or your other typical ~5% ABV beer. That isn't really a…

This is almost as wacky as Juan Castillo going from Eagles OL coach to Defensive Coordinator.

Besides a moment of panic and forgetting that the throw is indirect (and therefore if the goalie hadn't touched it, it wouldn't have been a goal), my only explanation is that he knew there were a lot of people around and decided to try to punch it away instead of risk someone getting a head or foot on it.

I see your Kelvin and I present my Rømer. It may go negative at times, but it is certainly larger than your weak ass Kelvin over intervals.