I miss Wash so much sometimes. Mr. Universe? Eh...

I love that it's his ballot that is up for vote, not the man himself. Kinda like Oddibe McDowell's Water Bill for the DHOF or Barbaro winning the SHOTY.

Just vote yes when you think they're HOF-worthy. This isn't some dumb process with a limited number of votes like, I dunno, say the Baseball HOF.

I think he's a strong Deadspin SHOTY candidate, but I dunno if he's Deadspin HOF worthy. That kinda honor should go to the greats, like the Vikings Sex Boat and the Buttfumble.

Reading the last letter, I thought about something that happened to a friend a few years back. He was living in Japan for a year or two and one evening, he's just minding his own business eating in a diner. This guy walks in and approaches him at his table. As the guy gets closer, my friend notices just in time as the…

Why are you bashing on morels these days? Not a fan of Provencal cuisine?

In what world do you live that metal will keep your water colder than plastic? The thermal conductivity of 304 SS is (depending on temperature) about 15 W/m*K, while PET (a pretty common plastic used in bottles), as a plastic example, is around 0.2 W/m*K. I guess depending on the geometry of the bottle, it could go…

In what world do you live that metal will keep your water colder than plastic? The thermal conductivity of 304 SS is…

A solid throwback to the good ol' days (aka 2003)

I might get fired for laughing this much. "Hey, back to work, Taco! The holidays are over!"

Oh, I miss the comment_ninja. He could be a little bit of a prick around the office, but he sure did get his work done.

Wow. I'm siding with Kobe on something. I never thought this day would come and I'm not sure how I feel about this...

I'm loving Sam Woolley's art here, but nothing will ever compare to his magnum opus. This should be in a museum:

Or more likely, they are slinging their NDA and his professional reputation

More likely it would be located at C:\Users\mgarcia\Desktop because if there's one thing I've learned, it's that the higher up someone is, the more they love to save all their important files on the Desktop instead of on something like an automatically backed up server.

Sweet Jesus, those were the days... Now it's like, "11pm? Why the fuck am I still out at a bar?"

I hope Taylor Swift wins just cuz it'd be hilarious to see her in the same company as historically important figures like numerous world leaders, the Apollo astronauts, and a carbon rod.

They did "The Protesters" back in 2011. Yeah, there is a history of repeats, but it's more along the lines of Churchill, FDR, Stalin, and you know, like actual specific people.

It might've been a summer job.

I always hung around or went to the weight room so I didn't have to go home and do homework. Stupid, stupid homework...

Clap skates don't work by springing the skater forward like these things are aiming to do. They work by allowing more contact time with the ice and allowing more efficient strides.