It's probably cheating, but I think disease has to be #1. If you include starvation in the same category, it's a no brainer.

When I'm home, I barely ever even wear a shirt. It's usually just basketball shorts and maybe the bath robe if it's a little chilly.

I can totally believe the shitting on the floor. The fact the woman married him and has stayed married? I dunno...

You shouldn't even be using Gatorade when you're working out and sweating unless you're doing an Iron Man or some ultramarathon where you're depleting a huge store of calories, electrolytes, carbs, etc. Even then, it's still pretty much glorified sugar water. You're better off with a banana, salt tablet, and some…

I had some out of town friends take Amtrak to visit me and when I met up with them, they were all sloshed. Apparently they turned the Amtrak bar car into a party zone. I guess it's tough to kick drunk people out of a bar when it's moving 100 mph. I definitely gotta do the Amtrak bar car sometime.

First off, are you allowed to get knocked out? I feel like I'd elect to get general anesthesia cuz I really don't wanna be awake when people are snipping and frying my balls and tubes.

I never said they aren't educated. In my opinion, it just seems that his supporters are more concerned with his legacy of 409 wins, etc. than the fact that he fucked up. Yes, the administrators are far and away more to blame for this, but for a man in his position of power, you could argue he could have (not saying he…

Believe me, I am definitely not on the side of people like Emmert and the NCAA. Those guys can go fuck themselves for numerous reasons and their handling of the situation was pretty BS. It goes along with the whole thing where the NCAA feels they have this moral high ground, but I think the NCAA hate is covered plenty…

One of the issues I've always had about this whole thing was how the Penn State community acted as if they were the victims. Like how people who accused Joe Paterno of wrongdoing personally killed one of their community's figureheads or how the NCAA was persecuting the team and the community for a crime they did not…

My front door not only allows a draft in along the bottom, but the sides and (to a lesser degree) top also get some minor drafts coming through. Anything you can recommend to do about that, whether it's DIY or something I can purchase at Walmart, Home Depot, etc.?

He hit you in the balls with a golf club on purpose?! Shit. I'm no lawyer, but I feel like that could be considered assault or something similar.

Wow. A golf club? That sounds horrible. How hell did that happen?

I wasn't suggesting a "light macro" as a low-calorie alternative or anything like that (Miller Lite still has like 95 calories per 12 oz serving, for example), but just pointing out that the whole girls drinking birthday cake vodka cuz it "keeps you skinny" myth that the OP mentioned is so ridiculous.

Or living in the dorms and having a roommate around all the time so you have no privacy.

Ordering liquor because it supposedly has less calories is one of the dumbest and most wildly accepted myths I heard while in college. Vodka, for example, has about 100 calories per shot (1.5 oz) and then on top of that, you add the soda or juice and all that shit and you have a lot more calories than the 100-150…

Fahrenheit. Just to put things in perspective, 165ºF is hot, but not scorching hot. 165ºC is hotter than an autoclave, which is used for sterilizing things.

Cook bone-in chicken more. You can let that sit over a fire for the age of the Earth and it won't dry out. It'll be juicy and will come up to the recommended temp and then you can have the best of both worlds. But yeah, a lot of the worry about bacteria in chicken is over-rated. Almost all of the bacteria is on the…

I was kinda drunk at a party once and some girl brought chocolate chip cookies (such a girl move for a summer afternoon party). I have no idea where the idea popped into my head from, but I grilled a cookie on top of a hamburger patty. It was absolutely delicious. Gooey chocolate and juicy beef? Hell yeah. Trust me on…

I luckily have a job where I always have Friday afternoons off and also am single without kids, so every Friday afternoon, I try to get my laundry done, clean up the house, maybe go to the gym, and pick off a few other random chores here and there. Few other people I know have that time off, so my alternative is just…

My friend says the Army taught him to sleep anywhere. We went skydiving recently and after we landed, he laid down and took a nap in the middle of the afternoon. And this is all after an adrenaline rush AND with airplanes taking off like 100 yds away. It was ridiculous.