Yeah. I was trying to figure this out too. I eat roasted vegetables all the time specifically because they are so friggin easy to prepare. Also, you can make like 10 servings at once, so you have meals prepared for the next few days too.

Uh, I'm pretty sure National Hangover Day is January 1st, not January 2nd. People get sloshed the night of New Year's Eve / morning of New Year's Day (Dec 31st / Jan 1st), so you're gonna be hungover all of January 1st. I guess you could still be hungover on the 2nd, but that's pushing it.

I thought the same thing and was like "wow, I'd totally give my voodoo penis to that hot girl I know who won't sleep with me" and then was like, wait a sec... what if she loses it, turns out to only like vibrators, or I end up with awkward boners and splooges in the middle of a meeting or something?

Sleeping in when it's cold is awesome. I love getting all snuggly in my comforter and rolling up into a ball. However, having to get up for work or something like that when it's cold is absolute dog shit. Getting out of bed when it's cold is 100 times harder than when it's warm.

I know a guy who named his kid Xerxes Alexander [Last name]. His dad has a JD-MBA and his mom is an investment banker. I'm pretty sure with that name and that pedigree, the kid will rule the world someday.

Ketchup on a breakfast sandwich? I dunno. To each their own, but I've always thought the cheese is the under-celebrated key to a breakfast sandwich and ketchup is just gonna interfere with its meat-egg-cheese flavor synergy. It's like the O-line in football. If you've got great cheese, your breakfast sandwich is going…

I live in a large city and if you're bike gets stolen, it's almost certainly gone. I had one of mine stolen and provided the cops with the exact location, approximate time of day, serial number, bike manufacturer and model, as well as a description of every single modification I made to it. The only way I could've…

What track meets have you been to where they run clockwise?

Isopropyl alcohol is a flammable and poisonous substance used as a fuel additive. What was it doing in a bottle of disinfectant? #AlarmingAntimicrobial

Someone please check my math on this whole Romney thing:

Let's say inflation rates stay the same, for simplicity's sake, and will continue to hover around 1%-2%. Unless you have some bank that gives insane interest rates, there's no way that is keeping up with inflation and you are essentially losing money each year, plus whatever money you're spending. You're gonna need…

Your uncle and my uncle would either be best friends or mortal enemies.

I mentioned something to this effect somewhere else in the greys. I completely agree. Ty Cobb was Kind Of The Ass Holes, but whatever, it's the National Baseball Hall of Fame, not the National Nice Guys Who Happened To Play Baseball Hall of Fame.

I was always kinda afraid of going to movies, restaurants, etc. by myself and kinda thought it was weird. Then I started doing a job where I had to travel a lot and now I find doing a lot of that stuff much more enjoyable alone. I don't get stuck seeing a crappy movie at an inconvenient time, I don't have to get…

I can see people arguing Rose shouldn't be in for the gambling and all that, but anyone who excuses the gambling but then says they're still against him cuz he's an ass hole is an idiot. Plenty of players are huge ass holes. Hell, Ty Cobb is in the HoF of baseball AND the HoF of ass holes. I'm pretty sure the National…

When I first bought a garlic press, I thought "why have I been chopping garlic like a putz when this thing exists?!" and then I went to clean it and I hated life all over again. There are underwater caverns that are easier to get into than the crevices of a garlic press.

Yeah. He isn't in a semi truck rolling down a hill.

Agreed on the HoF point. It's kinda the same argument for Ray Guy getting in. For years people didn't put him in cuz he was "just" a punter. But he was still the best at his position, so why shouldn't he be enshrined?

Brian Mitchell says yes.

Was coming here to say the same thing...