I went to school in PA and every so often, me and my roommates would get a keg of Yuengling for our parties and people thought we were fancy and dropping crazy money. We found this hilarious.

"Abuse" is a noun, but it's not a proper noun so the capital A was not necessary. Alright... I'll go back to my corner now.

At this point, they'd be better just not saying anything at all. It's like when a drunk guy at a bar gets in a dumb argument and he keeps back-pedaling and saying more dumb stuff that undermines him even further. How is their PR guy not jumping up and down while waving his hands in their faces going "Stop for at least…

I believe the phrase you're looking for is "diffusion of responsibility". What we need is some 100th monkey effect to kick in and grow to a critical mass where the NFL starts noticing.

Hey, look at that! Finally used something I learned in those freshman psychology and sociology classes all those years back., besides…

Yeah. Guess you're right. I was thinking more along the lines of making bread, which you kinda alluded to. Whatever. I worked in a bagel shop, not a pizza shop!

Also, breakfast pizza. Yummm.

The dough?

How the hell did you make that connection so quickly? Is this a well known thing about him?

If I ever have to slog through a natural history museum, the first place I go is the armory to look at all the armor and flails and what not.

Ray McDonald and Greg Hardy aren't as much of household names as Ray Rice, so the average viewer doesn't care about these cases as much. Once again, all of this isn't about the NFL actually trying to punish players for doing something terrible. It's about them trying to look good in the public's eyes.

That was the first thing I noticed. I was like, "uh... why is Secret Garden playing?" I guess its Balotelli's own secret garden, so no matter how well you get to know Balotelli, you're never coming over cuz that's the part of himself that he keeps shut away and for himself? It's gotta be that or maybe, just maybe,…

"According to aerodynamic principles, air flowing over the top curve of an airfoil has a longer distance to travel and therefore must move faster than the air travelling under the airfoil. This principle is what creates lift in a wing."

PBR is a good choice in Philly, especially at Bob and Barbara's cuz you can get the special, which is a can of PBR and a shot of Jim Beam for $3.50. A lot of other places do their minor bastardizations of this too, but it's usually PBR or Yuengling. Excellent price / alcohol intake ratio.

Well, there goes any productivity for me today.

Considering the totalitarian rule that Goodell has in the NFL, you think it'd be possible for him to say "we also are increasing Ray Rice's suspension to x number of games"? I can see the NFLPA flipping a shit over that, but Goodell also is the guy who looks over those appeals, right? Then again, that could set up a…

Pfft... Wario Stadium was the best track in Mario Kart 64 anyway.

Eh... true. But if the girl in front really cared about her race, she would've dropped the headphones for the race, heard the girl coming up, kicked, and would've won. If they both have headphones, so be it, but they're both giving themselves disadvantages from their respective positions.

I don't care if someone runs with headphones. I do it all the time when I'm just out running on my own, but if you're in a race and you care about winning enough to flip off someone at the finish line, maybe you should consider taking out the headphones so you're more aware of your surroundings and don't get passed at…

And a 5K with headphones at that! You seriously can't tune out and focus on a race for the length of a 5K?! And going with the headphones thing, she probably would've also heard her coming up behind her if she didn't have them in and would've kicked for the win.

I don't know the details of his treatment, obviously, but I thought Jim Kelly's cancer had recurred back in March and that he was undergoing chemotherapy. I dunno how long that lasts or how he's feeling these days, but maybe he's got bigger things on his plate right now.