"The lightning rod that changed the medium?"

The white, upper-middle class woman/man with a college degree and internet access. The most tortured souls on this Earth.

The horror of that dress drove Ducky to be on Two and a Half Men.

Justin Bieber's always doing something baggy in the back.

No kidding. When I started doing that knife trick from the movie Aliens, I was awful. Now, I'm pretty good. Granted, I only have 3 fingers combined on both hands, but practice does indeed make perfect.

Shows what you know. My great-great-grandmother was a Cherokee princess.

They based it on actual, historical Disney events.

*Squawk* "Karma is a bitch, karma is a bitch!" *Squawk*

And the downstairs neighbor is a cat hoarder who has lived there 40 years. You will smell cat piss. It's especially bad in the summer.

Actual size. Located in Manhattan. $2.3 million. Co-op board approval required.

Wait, how did they discover him when he had a major role on Everwood years earlier?

I have said this to no less than 5 different friends. And they look at me with a kind of bewildered face, then say they could never eat a pet. To which I respond, chickens aren't pets, they are your fucking dinner.

"Yes, Girls is an excellent, popular show"

Can't wait to see a cast of all white based in NY...realistic.

I'm telling you right now, and I've been saying this for YEARS, Rick Perry has some sort of degenerative neurological disorder that's hitting him fast and hard. You could see signs of it during the Republican primaries - especially during the debates.

Same here. And dear god, my kids have the biggest heads. I had to buy the older one shirts a few sizes up just to get them over his Hamburgler-sized melon.

Incidentally, I am legally blind without my glasses/contacts... so there's that! :-p

My boner killer is a grown adult working as a barista.

Oh, I used to be disgusted

Hey National Zoo, You guys sure you're not missing another red panda?