Well, that worked out so well for The Last Airbender.

That gif is everything and more. It's here to chew bubblegum and kick ass.

I'm glad someone has finally made a romantic comedy about four white thirty-somethings who are just tryin' to figure it all out, one mistake at a time.

I posted this on Gawker last week, but this is what I think about when I think of this movie and youth privilege and celeb worship and the desire for a "shambling shortcut to fame":

I'm thinking apple fritter - glazed.

Then Uncle Phil from the Fresh Prince is the ultimate in bad parenting. I mean, he got divorced from his wife, remarried a woman with the same name, and then forced his poor children to pretend that nothing ever happened, never allowing them to speak of their real mother ever again. The monster.

OK!!! :)

Oh the horror!!!! The pretty white horror!

"PRETTY WHITE PEOPLE!!!!

I'm getting verklempt because I read this. VERKLEMPT is my white, plastic tissue holder.