It was either this or the Elephant Man's bones.

I'll have what she's having.

Sorry, Not a fan of TNG but the episode called The Next Phase was one of their best.

If it does happen, those who have access to this will deem us inferior and will try to get rid of us beta versions.

Is her name Georgina Glass?

I'll hold imaginary Adam Scott Jr. while you two duke it out.

Welcome to Hollywood Sarah. Start running.

As you age your nose and ears get bigger not smaller.

Definitely a nose job.

Hot Sockets!

You've got Cloverfield-ending abilities.

This intro was influenced by Bass.

This is one instance where Stephen King's Under the Dome might come in handy.

Of course the girls talked the night before about crucial chemistry stuff like matching outfits. SCIENCE!

Does it come in shag?

One last attempt to gain attention before Playboy gets sold for parts.

New York's hottest club is TRA$H!

Shit. You beat me to it.