It was either this or the Elephant Man's bones.

I'll have what she's having.

Is her name Georgina Glass?

I'll hold imaginary Adam Scott Jr. while you two duke it out.

Welcome to Hollywood Sarah. Start running.

As you age your nose and ears get bigger not smaller.

Definitely a nose job.

You've got Cloverfield-ending abilities.

This is one instance where Stephen King's Under the Dome might come in handy.

One last attempt to gain attention before Playboy gets sold for parts.

New York's hottest club is TRA$H!

Shit. You beat me to it.

On the next episode of Girls...

First Jay-Z now Gaga. Pretty soon everyone is going to want a space at the MoMA.

"I don't care. I like to stare!"

Aw nuts.

T.G.I.F.

One of my favorite.