"You would be wise to keep your distance from him" – Elaine Benes

Terrible impersonation. This video shows that McKinnon is a great dancer, she needs to move like a 6th grade boy at his first dance.

Just ask your local chola.

And that is why MAD TV will always be better than SNL.

Lena Dunham Loves Feminism, Paper Date Planners and Cadbury Cream Eggs... minorities not so much :0

You can't pick just one, they're each a shiny crazy diamond.

Ted Bundy had all of these qualities and then some.

Letterman knows when you have guests like Tina Fey, Amy Sedaris or Bonnie Hunt they can spin a yarn and he doesn't need to step all over their delivery.

Too bad that kid that who was in the passenger seat when Nick Hogan was driving can't say the same.

I would like to fill a locker with fake Picasso's, fake gold coins and a ceramic sculpture of DaVinci's David.

How can you tell if a reality show is fake. When said "stars" of the show walk into building or yard sale and instead of the cameras following behind them the cameras are already at the destination affixed on tripods so you can see their face.

Pouring a 40 oz. for my Lemon Coolers.

Come on over and say hi to Chester E. Molester in the bathrooms and Ringy the Worm in our ball pit!

Dammit Johnny!

Season four. "You take a hotdog, stuff it with some jack cheese, fold it in a pizza!"

Hidalgo or Enemy at the Gates.

Go to the gym, run on the treadmill and lift some light weights.

Get an experienced gay hair stylist to cut your hair.

And that's why you stay with Amy Poehler.

Genius!