I thought the soundtrack was going to be all white female singers and one Childish Gambino rap to fill up whatever space they had left on the CD?

Is that you Veruca?

Like real people.

What's that off in the distance chum? Why it's 10 Community knockoffs with hip and handsome kids showing less diversity in comedic situations that grandma just loves. This Fall on NBC!

Nothing. They'll make something out of felt.

Networks back in the '70s had a great start with shows like Welcome Back Carter, Barney Miller, Sanford and Son, Room 222, Chico and the Man, Fish, The Flip Wilson Show, Hawaii Five-O and The Jeffersons. What happened?

I love me some Banana Twins.

We're going full Xanadu folks!