There’s no protocol, but there is tradition and being in line to the throne kind of called for a traditional name.

The Queen didn’t hate her. I don’t think they were besties, but it wasn’t hate.

I know right? I watched the live stream like

Aw.

One thing I really like about them is how thoughtfully they went into this marriage thing. They were friends for years, and Will was careful to make very, very sure she was willing to put up with this life, and they spent years thinking about it and being private about it and as well they should because he was asking…

I’m saying she didn’t have to go home *today* if she didn’t want to. She could have waited till tomorrow but chose not to.

She didn’t HAVE to. No one forced her to leave the hospital. She was well enough to go, had a healthy birth with no complications, and apparently they wanted to go home. She could have hung out another day or so but they chose to leave.

I think he’s still very handsome. He’s tall, broad shouldered, really nice legs. And a jawline to die for, gorgeous blue eyes from his mom. I’d hit it.

Yeah, but if she didn’t feel like it she could have waited at least another day. She didn’t have to leave today but obviously she felt good enough to do it. And besides, it was like, one minute of standing there waving, then they left. I’m sure she’s got her hair up in a scrunchie and in yoga pants by now and we won’t…

He’s not official. He’s just some guy who appointed himself to do this because he likes to dress up and get attention.

I think they really did not know and specifically because when you don’t know you can’t slip up accidentally, and Charles has said before he wants a granddaughter so I don’t think what he said was confirmation of that, it was just coincidence. 50/50 chance and all that.

The baby will come when it’s ready. Meanwhile, have y’all seen the latest from Prince Chubby Cheeks? Look at this muffin:

My method is to say something along the lines of “Uh oh! Oopsie silly goose!” calmly but also reassuringly, like this is a totally normal thing. And pick them back up, NBD. If it’s something a bit more than just tripping, like falling off a piece of playground equipment, I’ll say a smiley “that must have been scary,…

Yes! I love young Lilibet.

I was 11 or 12? In the backseat of the station wagon with mom & dad up front. Living in Florida at the time, and somehow sitting in traffic on a beach-side road clogged with spring break kids. My sister threw something of mine in the way-back of the car and I turned around and leaned over the seat to get it back.…

Oh yay, we found the asshole and his predictable comment.

OK, so he’s rich. I stand by my opinion that he’s still an abusive controlling creep. If there’s only two embryos and they’re both female, it’s weird that he’d refer to them by their gender like that. Why not just “the embryos”.

Because the “mother” of these embryos is Sofia Vergara, who is worth gazillions of dollars. It’s the money. Also, ew to only wanting the female embryos. He wants mini-Sofias.

OMG THAT FACE. How could anyone NOT love that face!?!

THANK YOU for not posting the picture. I’ve been very careful about not being accidentally surprised by seeing the picture so far. I scrolled very very slowly down past the headline hoping you would be thoughtful enough to only link.