It’s such a weird thing to include in an email about a birthday party, though? It’s all, “if you’re so stupid as to buy my child something with his name on it, thank you for causing him to be kidnapped!!!”

Well, I mean, you don’t want the kidnapper to call the child by the wrong name, now would you??

you’re so edgy

You guys should definitely take the time to watch more of these Nautilus live videos. They’re so soothing and interesting! The narrators are always endearing and it’s just like going along on super interesting scuba dives with a bunch of friends. Who dork out on things like seeing a rare crab or something. The entire…

I don’t unfollow. I change them from friend to “acquaintance” and boom, they disappear from my news feed.

Thanks for the spoiler!!!11!

THIS. Don’t fuck this up for us like Nader voters did in 2000 which ended up with Dubya getting elected.

Yeah, they were nice guys for the most part. They enjoyed playing the protectors of the girls downstairs. I wonder whatever happened to them...

I must have somehow sensed he wasn’t in there to rape me, just to rob. And the police pretty much knew who he was, a local harmless drug addict who would just go around the building trying doors until he found one open. Sequel to the story is that we actually tried to catch him again a few days later by leaving the…

In college I lived in a shitty apartment with a roommate who regularly forgot to lock the door. I woke up one night and half-asleep watched a tall silhouette of a man first open the door to my room to make sure I was sleeping, then walk around and look at the stuff on my dresser. It took me a few seconds for my brain…

My thoughts exactly. I can’t wait for the implosion when he gets to the debates.

Whoa. Contempt. That is completely spot on. And I just had an epiphany regarding a previous relationship. Wow.

He’s such a prick. He’s every douchebro asshole you met in college who thinks he’s smarter than you and he makes my skin crawl. He grosses me out more than Ted Cruz or Rick Santorum, and that’s a pretty low bar already.

He’s a doctor who couldn’t pass his state’s Board exams to be certified, so he went and created his own certification. I wouldn’t trust him to prescribe me an aspirin.

Spot on about the recycling. She’ll re-wear stuff that she had from her college days, which is great.

I think she’s very, very careful about what she wears to avoid any iota of controversy. I think she’s very aware of the Diana effect, and how much it pissed off the Queen. I think she knows that the press are DYING to turn her into Diana 2.0 and she’s very deliberately not giving them any temptation. She was never…

I may or may not have an entire folder on my computer that is full of pictures of Harry being devastatingly cute with young children. But I won’t clog up the thread too much.

LOL

I was just going to say. Why on earth would that be funny?