Dear gawd. The burnt ends are the best. People are weird.

she's in on it and she approves:

Oh man, her FB page is GOLD. And she looks exactly like what I'd imagine a retired teacher crazy-pants conspiracy theory loon from South Carolina would look like. She's Victoria Jackson's older sister.

She was quite the badass. From her wikipedia page:

He could write about how he destroys ovaries everywhere whenever he's in close contact with adorable tiny children:

Eh. I find it hard to get upset over something like that. She's not turning down charity engagements to go shopping.

The Invictus games were not a royal duty. Harry did that on his own. Harry does not do very many official engagements.

If William's eyesight wasn't good enough for flying, he wouldn't have been certified. Come on. I get that there's special treatment, but do you seriously think they would be allowing him to fly rescue helicopters with bad eyesight? That's incredibly dangerous.

Dude, you're barely even worth responding to because you're obviously only here to troll and start shit. It's very simple: In order to do business in this country you agree to abide by its laws. You apply for a business license, you pay taxes, you sign a lease on a store, you pay property taxes, you enter into…

No. The government is not forcing your grandma to make cakes for gay people. Your grandma chose to sell cakes, and the government is allowing her to conduct business provided she abides by the law which says she cannot discriminate. If she wants to discriminate against gay people, the government can say she is…

You're also wrong. Prince William and Kate are not supported by taxpayers. Prince Charles uses the income from his Cornwall estate to pay for himself, Camilla, Will and Harry. William also received a huge inheritance from Diana's will several years ago, and Harry got his inheritance when he turned 30 last year.

No kidding. What he read aloud up there were laughably tame.

Oh yeah! onetwothreefourfive, sixseveneightnineten, elevenTWELVE, doo doodoododoo

1970's Sesame Street was the best thing ever. Spare me Elmo and all those other noobs. I am all about the early days, the weird psychedelic cartoons, OG Kermit and Mr. Hooper and Gordon and Maria and Grover singing "NEAR....FAR" and now excuse me while I fall down a YouTube wormhole.

I don't know, it seemed to survive Prince George pretty well. She's got supernatural hair. And lots of moneys for the top stylists.

I'm not an expert either, but I was under the impression that when, for example, Duchess Kate is alone, she does not outrank Princesses Eugenie and Beatrice. But, when William is present, she is higher than they are (and technically, they'd have to curtsy to her, but I don't think that's enforced). Blood princesses…

Carson was overjoyed!

OMG, me too. She looks like she's having fun. She's such a pretty pregnant lady.

Her hair is spun from unicorn breath and butterfly wings, on a normal day. And I think the pregnancy hormones have helped too. Don't despair, though, she's got gray roots and is capable of having a bad hair day, especially if it's humid, she tends to the curly side.