I'd be pretty damn terrified of stepping out of line and getting the Queen upset with me. I think that's a big part of Kate's strategy right now. Who knows what might happen down the line. Right now she's pretty new and low on the totem pole.

Duchess outranks a Princess, FYI.

That face and that hair totally looks like they would belong on exactly the type of person who believes in demonic possession.

She had a tiny waist, but it also might be the angle the picture was taken.

Gorgeous! I've never seen a brindle horse.

Chimera kitties are super awesome:

There's a theory that the handbag is part of an elaborate signal system she uses with her people. Like, if she switches the bag from left to right when she's speaking with someone, that tells her people she's done with the conversation and they need to come excuse her, etc. I don't know how true it is, but I kind of…

Philip's mother led a pretty amazing life. She was deaf, abandoned her family to live in near-starvation, hid Jews from the Gestapo, made it back in time to attend her son's wedding to Queen Elizabeth, then spent the rest of her life as a nun.

She was super gorgeous. I mean...

Lilibet has said that the reason she wears those super-bright colors is because she wants to make sure that the people who come out to see her at events and such are able to easily pick her out in the crowd. She doesn't want to disappoint anyone who might be trying to find her with binoculars after waiting around for…

Oh THERE YOU ARE! I was wondering when you'd show up to figure out a way to connect it to your crazy conspiracy theory. Whew.

Thanks for proving the point that this poor woman will never allowed to move on with her life.

Seriously, I would never fangirl as hard as I would if I was in a room of all my favorite female politicians celebrating reproductive choice. And this is from someone who grew up in the DC area and I'm kind of jaded encountering political types around. Even Obama motorcades.

From what I can see in baby George, I think that my hope that the Middleton genes are strong might actually prevail. There is a lot of Kate in the kid, and I hope in the next one. Diana genes, plus Kate genes, can only do good to get rid of the late-onset Windsor-ness in that family. One can hope.

The Queen is amazing. I mean, she wasn't even supposed to be Queen in the first place, it was all because her shithead uncle abdicated because he was a spoiled asshole. And then she became Queen at 25, and even at such a young age she vowed to devote her entire life to service for the country, and she's kept to that…

Will can still get it. His hotness is just more situational, whereas Harry is pretty much 24/7 hot.

I cannot with that adorable wiggly Prince George. I could eat him up.

As his great-grandmother Queen Mary famously said, "We are the British royal family. We are never tired, and we all love hospitals."

I love this stuff! Hooray for the WWI nurses, bless them because I can't even imagine what they saw, who came up with this. Necessity really is the mother of invention.

Don't forget the other side of the "stop killing BABIES" argument, which is to make the women seeking the procedure to feel as horrible as possible for being such sluts. Non-procreative sex is only for whores, therefore we must punish them as much as possible for daring to think that they can avoid the consequences.…