Holy crapballs. That's terrifying.

Ugh. Get some professional help, seriously. This is no way to go through life.

That's Prince Edward, the Duke of Kent. First cousin of the Queen. He is President of the club that hosts Wimbledon and gives out the trophies.

Since when is doing something illegal the only reason to get fired? WTF

Their racist listeners are leaving. What a loss.

No shit. I am making the dogs come sit with me on the couch. Dogs=no ghosts.

Hey, thanks for a well-thought out response. I don't understand the furry fandom, but I do get that they have fun and enjoy each other and who cares since they're not hurting anyone. And you're right that there are always going to be the assholes who get the attention, because they tend to be the loudest. I hope that…

It's cave-man stuff because if another man has had "your" woman, you look bad. Your status is inferior to the alpha male that impregnated your woman. And then you are forced to care for your rival's child. Your woman has been ruined, or worse, you've been cuckolded and she's laughing at you and taking advantage of…

BLESS YOU

Maybe try being proud of the really great effort they put in and for going further in this tournament that they've ever done before?

Ugh. Grow up, seriously. No one owes you presents, and no one should be faulted that their lives don't revolve around planning for your birthday. Come on.

I helped Donald Sutherland buy some books back in the day when I was a retail slave at Barnes & Noble. I will never forget the frisson of hearing that voice in person. He has always been so handsome and terrifying. In real life, he was super nice. I tried to keep it together while quietly freaking out inside and…

THANK YOU for your efforts towards the cause.

OH HAI CLAUDIO.

What's with you being such an asshole?

Never saw the appeal? Oh honey. Let me help you out here.

But THIS Brit is still single, ladies! Don't despair!