BEST PART OF BEST MOVIE EVARRR.

I always wonder how they went to the bathroom. I'm imagining one having to crouch down next to the other? What if one has to pee in the middle of the night, she has to wake up her sister and both have to shuffle off to the bathroom?

I can smell the Frito paws from over here!

Whenever we'd see people walking around in those giant pants we'd make "clang! CLANG!" sounds because those fucking pants looked like bells being rung, they were so huge and ridiculous.

That place is on my bucket list! It's in my 5-year plan to carve out a couple of weeks to volunteer there taking care of the elephants.

I'm the exact opposite. No no no to human gross shit, but animals I'm 'meh'.

THIS IS THE COSTCO NEAR WHERE I LIVE. OMG.

My dad, his brother, their offspring of many hair colors.

Who said anything about comparing lions to cats? WTF. I'm talking about dogs here, pay attention.

You can find statistics to support whatever argument you want.

A "soft jaw" doesn't mean that they can't also bite, ffs. There are degrees to how hard they will hold their jaws. How do you think they eat? How do you think they chew through bone? They're taught not to bite through the duck to bring it back to the hunter, yes, but that's not the only way their mouths work. WTF. Do…

Teeth are teeth, doesn't matter what kind of animal they're in. Beagles absolutely do bite, I've seen it myself. Labs bite. And Golden Retreivers. Cocker Spaniels are fucking assholes, so are Corgis. And Chows, and Shar-peis, and Shiba-Inus. Those are all dangerous breeds, and handling them every day I was more on…

Some serious dog behavior ignorance and breed-specific blaming going on in these comments. FFS.

You know nothing about dogs.

Way to miss the fucking point of the story.

Oh, yeah, when we'd deworm dogs that have recently gone through the shelter system, they'd poop worms. If they had roundworms, you could time it, the poop about an hour after you gave them the dewormer would essentially be a pile of spaghetti. Spaghetti that was alive and moving, that is.

Thank you. And funny enough, the idea of dealing with any of the above on a human person squicks me like nothing else. On an animal, no worries, stomach of steel. But some of the nurse and doctor stories I'm reading on here? NOPE.

I love them, but don't ever adopt a bulldog if you don't also take out a line of credit in the five figures to cover all the medical bills, though. They're not a breed for those without the means to spend on soft palate surgeries, horrible hips, skin problems like whoa, etc etc. </debbie downer>

When I was a vet tech, in the middle of squeezing a poor dog's anal glands, I was having a bit of trouble with one particular gland and leaned over a bit to see what I was doing and I must have squeezed the right amount that the gland squirted IN MY FACE. Thank god it missed my mouth (and I had glasses on) but it got…