Wait, this isn't Queens Blade?

Husband comes home at 7pm, how many men (post, fire, police) can you boink before he comes home, without each of them meeting the other coming or going?

You also see this in women's magazines, where the models are unrealistically portrayed and photoshopped to hell. It's damaging to both men AND women, and you don't have to be an expert to tell that it's affecting how young people view relationships.

You missed this one.

So a Paedophile Hoax Sent Your Kids' App to the Top of the App Store [Motherboard]

And you sincerely don't see the difference between supporting a "play-alike" and giving it free advertising, as opposed to the original game creator? How does that make internal sense?

Honestly I'd rather they come up with a control scheme that makes sense on a touchscreen, rather than have to carry around a franken-pad.

You mUSt!!!!!

That's a fig leaf and you know it. From your original comment:

That's a bit short sighted. Yes, the original platformers were played with controllers, and that made them good, but there's nothing to stop the IP from being adapted to a game more suited for touchscreen play. For example, Mario RPG would probably work really well on touchscreen, even as a straight port.

See, I don't know about that. Old gamers like me, I can't justify a DS, and I don't have the time to sit down and play games any more, not after having a kid and getting a job. So iOS gaming is pretty much all I have. Our problem is that nobody is putting out quality games for iOS. Would you say that:

I mean, what kind of weird friends do you have that play Catherine together?!

Condom.

Roll to move? I got this.

I mean, sure, it's exciting the first couple of times, then after that you go get a pee break while the whizzbang is going on.

Yeah, I know what you mean. I read the articles, skim the comments (the grey helps, I don't have any urge to reply most times), and click on the cat posts.

Players move around a board collecting points, which go towards mission cards. Once a mission is complete, you then move deeper into a subject's dreams. A nice touch is that it even includes the "kick" from the movie, where as soon as one player wins, all players still need to get the hell out of their dream before…

Obviously you don't hang out around Jezebel. ;)