None of you would toss her out of bed. Pretty fucking ridiculous calling her an idiot because she got wasted. Who gives a shit?

PBTs (Preliminary Breath Tests) are notoriously unreliable and inconsistent. They lack the safeguards of good breathalyzer machines and are rarely calibrated. A person can easily give such a high result on a PBT for several reasons. It's very likely that this girl had alcohol in her mouth, whether left over from…

I really, really like Jason Whitlock the more I read of his columns and such. I'm not sure whether Deadspin wants us to like him or hate him.

Gotta love the Bears taking a chance on someone from a lower-level pro football league. They should have just taken an amateur football coach like everyone else does.

something tells me this is gonna really RILE some Feathers!

"I threw a wish and it landed about 57 feet shy of the well" would have been a terrible first line for the song, admittedly.

If you see a keyboard that only has a C, V, and Control key; that's Rick Reilly's old keyboard.

on the bright side, none of them missed any cleveland championships.

Oh Jesus, we're talking about sports here —- it's entertainment, not the fucking Syrian civil war or 2016 election coverage. The idea that what we want or need is "unbiased observers" is silly. Obviously former players are biased —- so what?