its really not.

Sounds like it. From Jeff Passan's article on yahoo, he states "The only other player to receive an 80-game suspension for amphetamines was utilityman Neifi Perez, who, like Tejada, tested positive twice within a month during the 2007 season.Were Tejada to continue playing and test positive a fourth time, he would…

WE'RE GONNA MAKE THIS A BOXING DAY THE PRIME MINISTER NEVER FORGETS!

I didn't see a "The 12 best Bears ever" list

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON'T CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE

I don't think the Cubs are anywhere near the top of the list of Chicagoan's cheering priorities. Have you seen the roster? Look at a box score some time, and you'll be lucky if you recognize 3 names in the starting lineup. I'm pretty sure even the most optimistic of Cubs fans recognize the team is in full-on…

Yeah. Good luck choking a battletoad. Those guys will fuck you up.

Last season the Bucs' punter had a blocked punt AND threw a pick-6 on the same play. Against the woeful Kansas City Chiefs. I think that's a good microcosm of their franchise.

what a shitty and unfunny joke. the premise doesn't even make any sense. the cubs' pitchers are surprisingly good hitters, not that it matters. i swear the comment section on this site is just a race amongst fatass neckbeards to hammer a shitty one-liner into their keyboards.

the onion's sex house was much better

who gives a shit? everyone knows these former player announcing gigs are pretty much a fraternity party of ex-bros, and reggie and mark jackson were teammates for a long time.