This is a really dumb comment.

Ehh, you kind of sound like a cunt who just assumes the worst about others so I doubt anyone would want to play with you even if you did find a place..

Counterpoint: Do.

Donald Trump Jr looks like the villain in a movie where the hero is a Golden Retriever 

Thankfully, no one gives a fuck what you think. 

There’s never anything convenient about deciding that you’re going to go through the public ridicule, doubt, and disdain that comes with reporting sexual assault.

Not sensationalist enough. Try “Bodies found under Olive Garden”

You always need at least one nation to turn itself into a prehistoric footnote of history to show the rest of the class how not to do things. :)

Stop. Biting. Your. Tongue.

“This story is stranger, and sadder, than it initially appears.”

Your racist dogwhistle aside, you’re being deliberately obtuse.

Obtaining a gun for use in Chicago is, as others have told you, a matter of an hour’s travel or less. Firearms can be easily purchased in Indiana, and getting to Indiana from Chicago takes no time at all.

It’s as if you believe that firearms may only be…

The problem isn’t guns being legal or illegal - the problem IS GUNS. Period.

They come in illegally from Indiana, you fucking putz. Go unfasten your lips from Sarah Huckabee’s lowest hanging teat.

“Guns aren’t the problem. Look at Chicago, where there are strict gun crimes!”

Didn’t take long for the worst take to be written. Nicely done! 

fuck that. film the cops regardless.

Red Flag and walk away my man or gal.

Use your voice to make phone calls:

Pretty sure the USA has a spline. It just has yet to be reticulated.

This is a picture from a funeral. You can probably figure out why it’s considered rude to do this in your food.