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Sep 21 2017
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If you are going to get physically removed, can we just trade places instead?

Jul 27 2017
2

When I really need to get work done at my job I fire up the Terran tracks from SC. It’s the perfect combination of driving rock, ambience, and nostalgia that gets my APM and micro up.

Jun 20 2017
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The one tip I have given a couple of my friends that helped them climb the ranks is to choose one hero (maybe two) that you are really good at and just play them. Don’t switch to work with the comp. Don’t fill. Be selfish and keep picking/playing your best character. You can contribute way more to each game this way Read more

Oct 8 2016
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Came here to say the exact same. He was probably trolling to get the audio he needed then splice in clips where he did well = comedy gold

Jul 14 2016
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If it was garlic bread it would have been called out as such because garlic bread is amazing by itself. It’s also the best and ONLY logical conclusion of this forte into the culinary aether. I rest my case.

Jul 14 2016
1

I’ve taken up saying “I’m going to crush this one down into candy.”

Apr 28 2016
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Elected a billion times? Is she immortal?

Feb 19 2016
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There’s better things to do than proofread on February 19th February.

Feb 4 2016
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If I ever found my kids spending hours making their own card game I would never buy them the cards they wanted in the first place. Also...I want to play this game.

Jan 25 2016
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While (runningForOffice == TRUE) {
pander();
}

Jan 14 2016
2

Was coming here to specifically post this. I knew I couldn’t be the only one.

Jan 5 2016
4

I have been boiling water and dumping it on the frozen windshield. When the windshield cracks it is easier to kick a hole to see through. Insurance has been becoming skeptical of my “a rock flew through the window and almost decapitated me but I dodged it and it was wicked sweet, you should have seen it, I’m so bad Read more

Dec 30 2015
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For some reason you brought to mind the running scene from Forrest Gump. I hope the books now end with everyone collectively agreeing they have wandered enough and that it is time to go home.

Dec 18 2015
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Why did I watch this...why did I watch this...why did I watch this...*rocks back and forth*

Dec 16 2015
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Well it was her body i moved. She was no longer alive. You can pick up bodies the same wat you can inanimate objects. E is my use button, hold it down and the item should be movable.