I’ll eat my hat if he makes it one year without getting impeached.

It was my primary console for almost 4 years.

“When Toyota announced the new $1 billion Corolla plant in April of 2015, it guaranteed that no existing U.S. manufacturing jobs would be effected.”

Luckily for Nintendo then, the amount a of people that would know what a Vita weights is... Not many.

Couldn’t agree more. I don’t doubt his enthusiasm for games and Nintendo, but all his reactions just come off as really fake and over the top. I love Nintendo, but this is pretty bad television.

I’m happy for another look at Switch, but clips like these are exactly why I don’t watch Fallon — he’s so goddamn phony. The whole segment is like watching an infomercial on the Home Shopping Network, and Jimmy is the patsy who acts like he’s super impressed with the slap chop or shamwow. As if he didn’t know Nintendo…

If it wasn’t for the government then the US Auto industry would’ve gone out of business 7 years ago, if not decades sooner.

When I went to work this morning it was sunny and mild but by afternoon it had turned colder. So I guess the climate changed back today?

I adore the conspiracy theory.

Pretty wild that Stormfront can’t find a single fucking grammar nazi.

That glass ceiling looks nice and intact.

You’ve done a great job here pointing out a phenomenon known as “point-and-laugh liberalism.” Maybe if the Democrats adopted the a policy of unconditional respect, one that was advocated by... what’s his name.... the old white guy from Vermont, we wouldn’t be staring at this goddamn travesty. These people are…

Spoiler alert: it’s not going to get better for them. It’s been downhill for them since the Reagan administration, but they keep voting for the folks that ship their jobs overseas, bankrupt their pensions, pull their social safety nets, etc. Asking for sympathy while shooting yourself in the foot really only…

James Buchanan? Whose Presidency preceeded the Civil War?

I’ll offer this ray of hope. Probably won’t get out of the greys, but it’s worth saying.

“You have dealt with an unbelievable slanted and negative media and have come out beautifully” sounds 0% like something Bill Belichick would say, and 100% like something Donald Trump would say while reading a blank page he is pretending is a letter from Bill Belichick.

Those are stars. 120 stars :p.

The late, great Wade Boggs. May he Rest In Peace.

Super Mario U needs to be on this list— ZombiU is very average.