You idiots crack me up.

Different sizes of a similar shape is nothing new for BMW. I don’t know what the fuss is all about.

This one pegs the bullshit meter to the max. I used to live in Texas and had an Impala. Sitting in traffic in 105 degree heat with dew points near 90 degrees had zero effect on how hot the engine ran. Police cars have upgraded cooling systems to help them deal with being used harder than civilian cars. They’re…

I call bullshit, 16 year olds are stupid, but no way in hell someone who somehow remembers to keep breathing is still so dense that they “didnt know” they were redlining the engine for half an hour until the whole thing grenaded. The only way I buy this is if your parents read Jalopnik and you are still trying to…

“a 2.0-liter World Gasoline Engine, designed in a trifecta of sadness between Chrysler, Mitsubishi and Hyundai.”

When I used to do internet sales I would hey quote requests all the time, from people who already bought elsewhere but we’re trying to make sure they got a “good deal”. Needless to say, I’d send them an impossibly low number to make them feel bad, and thank them for wasting my time.

For those watching the video full-screen on a Windows desktop:

This dude sounds insufferable. I hope he steps on Legos every morning.

It’s a GM built German car with a British engine expected to survive American driving disciplines.

The cop went home and shot a flower pot, because damn it something had to die that day.

Yeah man, you did a great job on the suspension! I was actually in for a surprise when I tried autocrossing in anything else, because I was so spoiled with the 318's suspension. Especially since I bought a Focus ST after, which was no doubt fast, but like you said, nothing since has felt so confidence inspiring to…

Nice TI! I had a ‘97 myself. Fun car, if slow. The only real issues I ever had with it were due to the notorious E36 cooling system woes.

They did the second best thing: They opened a crappy Jetta factory.

Other than get hit by one? No.

By now, lots of people have pointed out flaws in your argument, but there is one angle I feel is missing:

And in just 2.5 seconds, Lt. Kevin "Moose" Santagata singlehandedly proved to his fellow officers that regular physical training, balanced dietary habits, and accurate use of firearms were all overrated.

I had one of the Titanium models as a rental a few months ago too and I loved it. It was pretty ballsy in sport mode with the paddle shifters.

Because cleanliness.

Whatever, just as long as they also revive the 18" M-PARALLEL WHEELS...