British leyland called they want their business strategy back

The C4 is the worst, but the C5 is worster. And even uglier. It’s everything bad about the ‘90s melted together into one big blob of Nickelodeon goo.

I envision the spirit of Saab haunting their own tombstone to Jojo’s “Too Little, Too Late”

An oldie, but a goodie.

Came to say Saab 9000 aero, for same reason.

FLYING BRICKS or GTFO

There’s only one sane answer to this.

Saab 99. Because that would mean there was still a Saab factory to do it.

Easy:

Good idea.

They thought Thanksgiving was a going away party.

La voiture des gens.

I do seem to cover a great number of stories about balls, come to think of it—working long and hard on the stories that matter.

Yes, yes, you get it.

how are they good for a chuckle if it’s the same fucking cars over and over again? do you have memory problems?

(Curse you autocorrect! Or fingers. Probably fingers. Definitely unintentional, as “w” is next to “e.” Fixed.)

I found a better picture of your trans,

They actually have cat converters there.

Word to your mother! I have always liked the Panamera. They look even better in person.