I’m surprised grooveshark was still around!

Hi dad.

Although if you have to turn the heating up to compensate, it's a false economy.

No one can say you are not an accommodating host.

You laugh, but not long ago, someone quoted Louis CK, and I pointed out that he acknowledged that he was quoting Margaret Atwood there, and the commenter (who I'm pretty sure was a woman) informed me that it didn't really "sink home" until Louis CK said it. And I screamed into a pillow.

I've read that women actually have a better sense of smell, on average. If that's true they should have really paid attention when you smelled something off. Silly boys. Glad things worked out.

Now are you going to tell me that people sometimes die without their tongue hanging out the side of their mouths like cartoon characters?? Noooooooooo!

PS- I know all about the chalk outline trope. I'm a cop and I always carry a piece of chalk with me, but it's just to draw giant dicks next to dead bodies. That's,…

God, this video x a million.

Obnoxious, but I appreciate the cleverness ;)

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I think I have one that will finally top the pumpkin seed story. I hope you agree and decide to post it as its own article:

I am a long time chef so here is how it works.

You don't ever have a problem with cards slipping out?

That was really cool until I saw that it was $60! That's steep for two aluminum plates and a strap that sit in your back pocket all day. The guarantee is only for a year, too. That's $5 a month plus shipping.

YES. I love my HUMN mini. It doesn't get any thinner and the radio blocking is a bonus. Once I got used to it there was no chance I would switch back to something else.