At least you tried. ^_^

You could bury me under a hundred of the fluffiest and most playful kittens on earth, and I’d still do little to wash away the absolute clusterfuck presented in the article.

Yeah, if there ever was a reason for The Punisher to be real...

I came to do a sarcastic joke, highlighting the wrongs in many legal systems and the constant victim blaming it can’t seem to stop doing... Now i wanna go sit in the shower and definitely not cry, because a sliver of my hope in humanity just died.

Those numbers are a bit misleading, to say the least. The first movie was made on a tiny budget, which is part of why Lucas waived 3/4th of his salary and hired largely unknown actors, so he had the money to make special effects and film in various foreign locations.

Not being warned of having to do screams or gruff voices, or compensated for hours of doing so, is the equivalent of randomly whacking the fingers of programmers with a ruler: Do it too much and without warning, and the person will literally lose their ability to work for weeks or months.
And given that all voice…

The voice work for Destiny was actually quite good. The problem lies in the writing, as illustrated by Dinklage’s removal not improving things one bit.

Oh, how i wish i could have been there! To you and your co-conspirators, i tip my hat.

Oh, there is such a list in most chapters of *aggressive proselytizing cults* (insert any name of a pushy organized religion, who either tune people’s doorbells or hand you a lot of pamphlets in the streets), but they often forget to add names or check if someone new moves in.
I know a few who’ve escape such…

First off, I’m aware that “person of color” is technically correct, but i still refuse to use it, as it sorta implies the existence of an even more meaningless opposite “people without color” and utterly ignores that said color exists in everyone but albinos (who are a very light pink color).
With such archaic terms…

Deep down in the bowels of hell, they’re setting up a special room to play the end-product on eternal repeat. That room is reserved for the people behind the live-action Dragonball movie, so they can finally grasp where they went wrong!

Last time i interrupted someone of “color”, it was an African fella (more accurately, a Zimbabwean visiting a friend) holding a sermon about how my choice of black jeans, proved that I and other Caucasians saw “black” as “objects you owned”.
I interrupted him by saying: “Firstly, there is no such thing as literally…

We should be making a sport out of this, with rules like:

That’s some next-level trolling right there. I tip my hat to thee, good sir!

I’ll do you one better. Find someone who actually know or speak Latin, and get him/her to translate this into Latin:
“Great Satan, I besiege thee. Come to save these followers of thine great enemy, so that they may live to spread his nonsense!”

Argh, these stories are cringe worthy and then some. Most are just flat out wrong, and some start out with the kinda innocent misunderstanding that can happen, before progressing straight into a flat out failure of basic customer contact.

I think a team of researchers need to get to work and solve some of the problems with cloning (like the shortened telomeres, or the bioethical complications), because the world needs more gals like you. ^_^

My thoughts exactly. I could bench press this guy and i don’t even lift, so if he’s struggling with 135 lbs, I’m wondering where the hell his 180 lbs is distributed...

*falls to my knees, looking towards sky*

And you have to add “May contain nuts!”. ^_^