Achievement unlocked: Realizing the Microsoft Curse.

This highlights something that always creeps the living shit out of me: The more fundamental/extreme a given person’s religious beliefs are, the more they think their god(s) literally prevent sin, which they follow up with analogies suggesting they’d be rapist psychopaths with a hankering for children and nuclear war,…

Ever since they announced him as the guy playing Johnny Storm, I’ve been skeptical of how well it’ll work. I don’t care about the movie staying true to the comics (as long as they aren’t dumbing it down) and i have no reason to doubt he’s a good actor, but when 2 actors of wildly different physical appearance (skin…

Argh, duck f*cking fiddle sticks, this is one i can’t compete in... I’ve met famous singers, actors and royalty, and every time it has at the very least been uneventful.

What makes a woman beautiful and attractive on the outside, is a comfort in her own skin, an inquisitive and rational mind, and an indomitable spirit. Everything else is just different colors of sprinkles, on an already awesome cake. ^_^

Looks like he got a thesaurus for his birthday and in a moment of blood rushing out of his brain, decided not to let said gift go to waste.

I believe someone just accidentally invented Laconic Sexting. ^_^

Love that last pic! By itself, it is well worth a thousand clicks on that little “like” star, but since that’ll only result in a single star in the end, I’ll have to settle for 1. ^_^

Was this from you or the other person? Because the person on the other end might just be offering to literally take out the trash, before initiating coitus.

On behalf of all men in the universe, that aren’t that guy, I am sorry you had to run into one of the special members of my gender, who hasn’t realized that isolated body parts aren’t individuals with a separate sex drive. Hopefully, somewhere down the line, his particularly shallow end of the gene pool wont be passed…

As someone who’s never actually heard someone using nerdy sexy talk (the request “Talk nerdy to me!” is always followed by the given lady mentioning random facts or simply listing off scientific terms), i do believe you’ve just hit the bullseye. Not that reading your words excited/aroused me (since none of it is…

The idiocy of these people is astounding, but there’s something I’ve never fully understood about this type of operation: Don’t they realize that by force-feeding their belief, through lies of omission and negative framing, they’re actively hastening their own demise by creating people who’ll one day become starkly…

Michael Bay really spoiled the shit out of Optimus, didn’t he? Now he thinks photobombing-style surprise cameo appearances in everyone life, is his right as an A-list celebretron. Had there been audio on this, i bet he narrated the epic Human v. Spider Stand-off of 2015, as if he played a vital role in it, helped out…

Look up the diagnosis “maternal narcissism”, because your wife’s mom sounds like a textbook example. Which means (if correct, of course) that your wife is the very factor unknowingly causing her symptoms, and that your wife’s mom’s sole method of treatment is either years of professional psychiatric help or for your…

Thank you, though honestly it felt incredibly liberating, freeing and warranted to shed someone who’s only ever shown me what “hate”, “fear”, “baseless prosecution” and “violence” means. I get that’s a hard thing to understand even from an intellectual standpoint, so i sometimes use the C. K. Chesterton quote about…

Same reaction here. I’ve assumed they’d either closed down due to low traffic or running on a skeleton crew weeks away from depleting past ad revenue. Not to mention that they wouldn’t even be a lazy edge-of-the-screen ping on the radar screen of any copyright enforcement groups, given that any informed person in…

Actually, i completely get where he’s coming from, as a single sentences can spoil everything for me as well. Not that most stories can be accurately boiled down to a single sentence or even 50 sentences, but since plot elements, story structure and tropes are always the same across the majority of media, and since…

Decided to have some fun with this, to cheer up a shitty situation... Enjoy! ^_^

DD-WRT killed 3 brand new routers of mine in under 6 months, despite downclocking, downgrading and hundreds of hours of debugging, forum searching (the forum isn’t exactly active, so posting rarely result in solutions) and reading through provided materials.

First, let me point out that plenty of men don't like blowjobs, and I'm one of them. They're about as sexually stimulating as a lazy, poorly rhythmed and unmotivated handjob, which is why I'd prefer even the most mediocre jack off to a BJ.
To be fair, one past significant other did give me an awesome blowjob, but she's…