Just get GLADoS to run the whole thing. If she can't solve the issue, the complainant will never be heard from again. ^_^

This is very likely the best article I've ever read on Kotaku. It's insanely well-balanced, show more professionalism than the majority would even exhibit a 10th of, and the depth is staggering.
Honestly, I've seen Pulitzer winning pieces that sucked compared to this.

Hammerspace beat-down in 3... 2... 1...

Well, the sole point was to have a laugh, not for it to be useful for anything. ^_^

I've never actually used a pick-up move, since those kinda things just happens naturally around me.

Not unless she has an abnormally small head, since women generally have a brain that's 11,34% smaller than men.

Please stop giving science a bad name!

I've been playing game since before the 3D breast physics and i like small technical details like wind moving a cape. In fact, i friggin' love the attention to detail, and the plethora of brilliant solutions applied, by the industry, like the PhyX PPU and Voxel physics.

"What's this plant, you speak of? Is it like a nuclear plant?"

I think this whole debacle is just a tonnage of people talking past each other.

Headcanon?

I did, and then i replied to every point you raised.

Why are you so antagonistic, when I'm basically agreeing with you, even before writing a good deal more, that only adds more detail about the photoshopping we both agree is atrocious.

You're the one who brought in the idea of using anatomically correct language.

You don't take your eye off the plate, while you eat the content. Gluten is like photons, in that once observed it changes behavior.

I've worked with models and photographers, and unless she's ultra famous and/or contractually have full power, it's the photographer who chooses 5-20 good shots, the graphic department who chooses 1-5 to get retouched, an artist who retouch and might eliminate 1-2 and finally a publisher who makes the final call.

In anatomical terms, it would be pointless to try and photoshop out her vulva or labia, since the panty line in the photo sits above her mons pubis and therefor about 1-1,5 inches from where stuff would be visible.

Hi America... Someone from the big Not-America round you, here.

"How's my daughter?"

And a f*cking great DM, are the one's who completely breaks the game, make you question whether or not you're playing or participating in the formation of your next favorite franchise, and then hit you with plot twists more unforeseeable than a stray black hole.