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That would explain things... ^_^

That would be when i and a friend randomly decided to prank the good citizens of Copenhagen. ^_^

It came about when we were walking through the big shopping street (Strøget) of Copenhagen and realized what we by pure chance was wearing.
I was wearing a leather jacket, black jeans and "boastful" t-shirt, which along with…

I thought a bout the face-slapping shovel-like species in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

I imagine it's much the same as asking the Moon why it keeps staring at the earth like some stalke... Erh, i mean infatuated individual who never looks away.
The whole "we are made for/of each other" and weird "explanations" of the 3 body problem quickly gets quite creepy.

I wonder if any of the scientists celebrated by singing "... you're hot, then you're cold...". ^_^

The Centauri's are the Sun's eccentric neighbor.

And to keep the science pure and oriented towards exploration, no nation can dictate or demand anything of the ISA. But in return, they get to share in the technology that's developed and the greatness generated.

Science moves so fast no man can keep up, so there's no shame in that.
A mathematician crunched the numbers a few years back and he found that if one person read 100 pages of scientific papers every singular day for a year, this person would read 1-1,5% of everything released that year.

So "damned if you do, damed if you don't"?

The energy requirements for an Alcubierre Warp/Metrics Drive were lowered substantially a few years back, so while they're still high, they're no where near improbable. Our total yearly anti-matter production is already enough to power a unmanned probe's trip to our nearest star.

1 free internets to you, good sir. ^_^

Excellent point. ^_^

Not to step on a wise saying (because the gist of it is an important thing to keep in mind), but cats doesn't actually have an exceptional memory. They just aren't pack animals and like all solitary species they tend to be more careful and weary of possible harm. ^_^
So they just find it hard to forgive, but they're…

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Amen, brother. ^_^

As a graphic designer, i can only agree.

That term work if a robot did it, as those kinda terms tend to be a reference to the person being biased.

Fair point, but i really wasn't trying to be a "Mr. Sourpuss".