Clearly you should’ve asked her to Smash Brothers in a four way free for all.

These movies are inherently jokes. It’s fine that most of them take themselves seriously, but it’s not a huge deal that a single property out of dozens decided to define itself as a one long silly gag, especially when the previous iteration of that character wasn’t working so well. Buff himbo demigod gets into scrapes…

Friendly reminder to all that reflexively blaming the Democrats for literally not being perfect is something a GOP consultant came up with.

if you read the editor’s note, they added “additional quotes” about the sexual harassment claims, which implies they mentioned the claims sans said quotes when you had replied. Either way, minimizing credible complaints as “mild enough not to bother me so this is actually not that bad” is a strange look, if not a bad…

Barbie is also marketed to women and some people have recently discovered the make upwards of 25-30% of the population?! Maybe more?!

Wonder why its “unlikely”

The problem, and I know this may sound like sacrilege to horror hounds, is that Leatherface is not all that interesting of a killer.  TCM was always more about the whole crazy family and not just him.   

This headline sounds like it was written in a boardroom by a bunch of old men in suits. 

Yeah, this just means that instead of avoiding spoilers from when I wake up Wednesday until lunch Wednesday, I’ll have to avoid spoilers from 9pm Tuesday until lunch the next day. I could theoretically watch them Tuesday night but by the time 9pm rolls around I’m usually either in the middle of watching or playing…

Yeah. Doesn’t change for me either. 

The twist is when they all find out they’re actually working for Mariah Dillard.

Dude’s just regurgitating things he’s seen other people say when someone defends a children’s film for not being especially deep.

If you think The Super Mario Bros Movie is mindless garbage, you have no idea of the depths kids movies and shows can sink to.

I don’t say this lightly, but this is a dreadful, dehumanizing take.

I will never understand what people’s problem is with a movie pitched firmly at five year olds doing well at the box office. Having sat through a great many movies meant for that age range, the Mario movie was basically Citizen Kane for kindergarteners.

Exactly my thought. It could be interesting if it is more “We are a team, just like any other, that gets things done. Our methods are just different and not what the Avengers would consider ‘acceptable’.”

He also said The Flash was the best superhero movies he’s ever seen...

“I loved you in Wall Street!”

Nice to see “Top Secret” mentioned with some praise. So under-rated.