It's worth noting pretty much every horror franchise has a bunch of hapless kids slowly learning about the killer we've know as an audience for about a dozen movies.

Wait, you didn't assume the dad was also a Vampire the second you saw the trailer?

“A bunch of people are hired to murder a daughter....”

M. Night’s entire gimmick is “twists” so if you see his name on the movie you always go in expecting one.

From the moment I saw the trailer I figured the reveal was they were set up to get fed to the daughter.

Dramatic irony is a thing and people need to stop getting pissy about stuff like this.

I’ve listened to some of her newer stuff and it’s so fun! She really does need some more love.

That Jubilee episode was the warning, apparently.

You’re just jealous they’re making money off it while you’re on here showing your whole ass for free.

They're the same people.

You’re only noticing now because women are finally finding success in spaces you travel.

So is making statements like that. Why say anything at all if you’re just trying to annoy people?

30 years of Pokemon explained by Helen Mirren. Let’s go.

It doesn’t help that damn near every article about BG3 even here on Kotaku was about fucking.

You sound like someone who is ashamed of their words and deeds.

Kotaku is absolutely horny on main and trying to justify it as "journalism."

Well yeah, back when Kotaku actually tried to do a bit of journalism they would have correctly identified what this legislation was trying to do.

It’s not even that. Because TikTok would just change hands. Which would be a good thing.

Yeah but this is Kotaku. They just want the reactionary take.

Admittedly, this is probably what would happen if Zordon tried recruiting “teenagers with attitude” nowadays.