Congrats to Campbell for getting paid.

You know, seeing Mouser there...the second movie should leave the Mushroom Kingdom and go to Subcon.

No, that’s a you thing.

Except they’re being secretive about this game specifically when they haven’t previously.

I think the new Mario voice situation was because Martinet hadn't officially announced his retirement yet and they didn't want that to be how it went down.

Dude comes off as completely insufferable.

Is the book series this show based on already done? I don’t like the showrunners track-record when it isn’t.

Tim & Eric.

Okay, but if we’re being honest here...a bunch of kids thinking they’ve hit the jackpot by grabbing a ticket to the Wonka Experience only to get inside and learn it’s a horrifying nightmare is lore accurate.

....then don’t do the sidequests?

If I were Marvel, I’d use this opportunity to just take one of the established characters (ex: Val) and reveal she’s been a Kang Variant this whole time.

Wow, you can tell from the comments that Beast’s army of unpaid workers are running PR for him.

Fuck off. The employees job is to keep the stote stocked, but when they’re understaffed and overworked the store managers help dictate what gets prioritized.

I dunno Zack, kinda feels like you’ve lost track of what joy is in general. Like, this is the kind of overreaction Kotaku used to mock back in its heyday.

The people who whine about “yellow paint” also bitch about accessibility options.

Welcome to modern Kotaku.

She knows what meme culture is, she’s just sick of the bullshit.

Uh, if you hadn't figured it out through the course of Remake, the final scenes spell it ouf for you 

Right? If the alternative is Xbox and MS’s gaming division dies...the those franchises and that library of exclusives die with it.

That’s Kotaku for ya.