you meant black *people* right? We are, after all, people. We are more than a color. Just as you are not a "white" or a "yellow" or a "red" or a "brown" or a "somewhere-between-crayola-white-crayon-and-lobster-crimson-depending-on-how-much-sun-you've-seen-lately."

you have to be framed for the deaths of Sub-Zero's family and be revenge-murdered by him in return.

no, abomination hasn't had his own game yet

I just want you to know, I caught that Avril Lavigne reference. I appreciate you as a human being.

not eve den a sister class, just a later model. It's like the 2015 mustang to serenity's '97 model

Well done sir. Well fucking done.

No no no, I was saying that there's precedent in the seven kingdoms for a would-be bride to marry a younger brother of her betrothed if her intended dies before the wedding is consummated. So killing Joffrey doesn't mean the Tyrells have given up the throne.

catlyn tully was betrothed to the eldest Stark, but he died just before their wedding and she was instead wed to his younger brother Eddard. So there's precedent, and Tommen is both nicer (from what we know of him) and younger (ie: more impressionable) than Joffrey. It's a clever game the tyrells play.

if this dude's voice was a bit higher, I would swear it was Jenna Marbles' "guy" impression voice

this shit is funnier than it has any right to be

Jermaine Jackson (Michael's brother) named his son Jermajesty. True story.

shake her hand for me, that is fantastic

I learned to read on instruction manuals so I could keep up playing NES with my dad. You're right, it does tend to shut up the "video games ruin everything!" People.

how much more likely? Yeah that's a bit snarky, but for real people use that line in defense of circumcision all the time with no numbers to back it up. 0.005% is higher than 0.003% after all (those numbers mean nothing, just an example). As an uncut male who's never had a foreskin related health problem, any…

If they don't talk, I doubt anyone would really have a problem with them. In my experience, it's the fact that your average 12 year old CoD gamer will not shut up with his unnecessary cursing and nonsensically racist/sexist crap is why people hate playing with them. (Disclaimer, I don't play CoD or any online shooter)

Did they actually get vehicle brand licenses for this game? That looked an awful lot like a mustang and I thought I recognized a few other models as more than just your average GTA-style look-alike cars

Ninja never wore the "iconic" black "ninja" garb though, as it would have entirely defeated the purpose of what they were trying to do. They dressed as farmers, servants, and peasants. And as ubisoft tries to peg the look of the time period (to a point, like the Americans in the revolution didn't have a single uniform…

My copy of WWF Warzone for N64 was $100... In 1998 money

It's cuz he knows that in all disaster movies, he dies first. I live my life the same way. I'm fairly light skinned for a black person, so when shit starts to go down, I find someone darker to stand near (but not too near) so the "black guy dies first" rule falls to them instead of me

I had an interesting battery issue with my 5. Turns out the battery is in a sort of package inside the phone, and mine got an air bubble in it that eventually pushed the screen off the body of the phone. It was weird.