Fuck McKensleigh in particular, with a millennial-caucasian-ass name like that.

Abnormally powerful English vassals... I’ve gone from petty king of Wessex, to king of England, to Emperor of Britannia, to Emperor of most of Western Europe. Godsdamned Mercia has been at the head of *every single* faction and civil war and plot against me for generations. Literally for centuries, Mercia made it it’s…

To be fair, if my black friends called my mixed-ass a “crazy mulatto” I would die laughing and consider them true friends. 

“I know so many grown men playing as female characters in ALL games where it’s possible, that it’s more disturbing than letting a woman help identify with her own character in said games.”

Vikings would be roughly 1,300 years after Odyssey. Not closer, in timeframe, to the Isu at all.

People, the Australian spiders have learned to type and have begun a campaign to convince us that Australia is “totally safe” and “not full of monsters!” Don’t fall for it!

It’s weird that there are games on Xbox game pass that can’t be played on Xbox, right? Just me?

The epitome of this is this video:

Every time I see this game or the first Bloodlines mentioned, I get kind of sad because nobody remembers Vampire The Masquerade: Redemption, and I really loved that game. 

I mean, my go to for a long time was Cinnamon Toast Crunch first, then add milk... then add more CTC to the milk after I finish the first helping. Does that make me a monster?

Let’s see if I can get this...

I kept finding these audio logs about a guy named Manny Ortega (I think?) and thought they were just another interesting random audio log series. Then a week later the loading screen informed me that Manny Ortega is the guy who’s been talking to me through my earpiece the whole time. I literally had no idea they even…

Feedback: these constant, overlong loading screens make sections of the game tedious and unfun!

It still throws me that Americans have to give their card to people just to pay for things. Up here (Canada) we just bring the little gameboy (debit/credit machine) right to the table so you can push whatever buttons you want for tips and such. No signatures, no walking off with your credit card.

Also Canadian of Jamaican descent, grew up eating all my cereal in hot milk.

Having worked at a number of pubs and restaurants up here in western Canada for the better part of a decade, it’s pretty common for servers to tip out to “the house” based on their sales (say, 3-5% or some such) which is then divided amongst the kitchen (who’s wages are generally a few dollars per hour or more higher…

They should probably let people outside the US &UK use Cortana then. #whydoeseveryonehatecanada

“You can say that “gender is a societal thing” but that “societal thing” has throughout history been directly tied to biological sex. Only recently has that changed.”

The only one that comes to mind was Allen Iverson back in the day, used to change his braids a couple times a week. It’s unusual lol but not unheard of. And yeah I’m not sure what you mean by his Afro not being able to stand the manipulation, I’ve never known either my hair or any other black hair (my sister owns a…

Re: Mr. Terrific’s hair.