How did he beat Ornstein so fast? Is that a glitch or an item?

I'll get it on PS4 and remote it to my Vita. I feel like that is the way the game is meant to be played.

Fire Mario for the Heat and Yoshi for the Raptors are pretty good too.

The Wizards is the best one, since it didn't require actually changing the team name. Changing the team name makes it kind of stupid.

Brian, your girl didn't want a random $500 ring anyway. After 3 years, I would think most girls are looking for an engagement ring when you pull out a ring-sized box. Not saying that the engagement ring couldn't be $500 or even less, but it's time to commit.

Emma Stone is the only one concerned. Drew and the first model both can't stop laughing.

Santa Baby came out in 1953 and deserves to be in whatever spot ends up being last place.

Paul Kruger pushed Andrew Luck really hard last week and drew a foul. "Any hit" sounds about right.

The Congo laser needs to be higher. That thing was bad ass.

The problem with Too Many Cooks is that it promised me too many cooks, and there were only four cooks. Four cooks does not seem like too many cooks.

Hunter Pence apologizes for making an interview awkward.

It's likely that Dylan read the Funbag then, internalized the question, and then thought he was being super original asking it here.

I loved the fake punt at the end, which took incredible balls to call. However, I don't think that it was that big of a risk. If they punt normally, the Seahawks can grind their way down the field to kick a winning FG basically as time expires. If they run the fake and miss, the Seahawks have a very short field, and…

Same for Miami at Denver.

What kind of masochist doesn't immediately turn off the menu music on the Vita?

Did you honestly think that it was possible to do this without glitches when you clicked on the article?

The best part of the Vita is NOT needing a TV to play it. I'm sure there's a market for this, but I feel you'd be much better off shelling out an extra $100 for an actual Vita.

This is a perfect list.

Bacon sucks because it makes everything taste like bacon.

I thought the same thing. But the video is actually pretty funny. I'm a sucker for accents.