Pretty close! 

Making the playoffs is extremely optimistic. They have an uphill climb just to stay out of last place this year.

Really though, good for you posting on Deadspin well into your eighties. 

That was my point. The first Puzzle Quest is the only good Puzzle Quest. I would be super excited for a sequel to that game, in the same style.

I read the title as the sequel Puzzle Quest fans deserve, and now I'm a little disappointed. Puzzle Fighter is cool, too, I guess.

This is a perfect comment. 

Will the investigation look into whether he’s an assassin from the future reliving the memories of his ancestor’s past?

Oh god, that face. I’m glad the Momo sculptor found work again at least.

Man, Violet goes to a really dark place in Incredibles 3. 

I’ve always added sexist as well, for all the people who HATED Hillary, but couldn’t explain why. 

I agree that these are two very good games, and it definitely lessens the blow of reducing the list from 6 to 2. However, my concern is whether Sony will keep up with offering 2 very good games every month, or if the quality gradually (or immediately) drops in the coming months. I’m not very confident. 

My wife cries at just about anything emotional. She did not cry at the end of the Notebook. She thought it was dumb as hell. 

And yet here you are. 

If I write today that the world will end on July 7, 2020, without any facts backing it up, it’s still a phony story even if it’s eventually proven right and the world ends that day.

If it's so easy to "vanish the evidence," why not just do it while the poop is still inside you? Why poop at all?

Or if they didn’t lose to the Raiders.

And if the Ravens didn’t inexplicably put up just 9 points against the Browns earlier in the season, the PIT-OAK game wouldn’t have mattered anyway. You can play the what-if game forever.

Balanced out by the phantom holding call that wiped away Lamar’s 3rd TD.

This plus the removal of the 20% discount on pre-orders for videogames makes me much less likely to renew my subscription. Target and Walmart are now usually just as cheap, and offer actually 2 day shipping. 

Why is Jezebel so anti-Aziz? I thought the collective Internet gave him a pass for basically having what amounted to a bad date/hookup. He’s allowed to come back from that. Jesus Christ.