what they're doing, they are like cave women waiting for caveman to bonk them on the head and drag them into the caves by the hair. That's who they are. They're the ones putting us back into the stone ages."

My friends and I were pretty much constantly pulling out the Encyclopedia Brittanica to look at the anatomy pages.

Are we not doing phrasing anymore?? (Archer Season 5 joke)

It seems like they added makeup to her with photoshop. Is this normal?

I think she looks pretty in both, but that hair looks flat out like straw in the unretouched ones.

That nerdy girl is just a hot chick with glasses on, not even remotely equivalent to the nerdy guy in the real GoDaddy ad.

That Dorito one was weird any way you cut it.

So sexism. Much misogyny. Wow.

I think we all know who wrote this note.

Can we please all stop using the phrase "child pornography" which makes it sound like just another porn niche and instead call it what it actually is? (ie images of child abuse)

Thanks for the apology. Gotta love the miscommunications that occasionally pop up when one isn't able to attach intonation or facial expressions to the words, eh?

I thought the heart-thong one was an upside-down Triforce :(

Here's how you know you're a nerd—you look at the second shirt and think "How is a riff on the triforce from Legend of Zelda objectifying?"

I feel we don't use enough Scully glares to express our disdain these days.

I never understand these guys who spend all of their time obsessing about what gay people may or may not be doing. I just don't have that kind of time.

Keep big government out of businesses! Unless they're trying to hire homos. Then we need to step in and get involved, because gross.

Not news: Daily Mail sensationalises story from blog referencing medical journal publishing small medical study from Turkey. Come one, Jezebel, you can do better than this, surely!

Do you guys have some kind of financial deal with the Daily Mail where you send traffic their way several times a week? No idea why so much 'news' comes via that place otherwise.

I've decided that my attitude towards porn stars is pretty much how I feel about performance artists.