I mean, the mom is clearly an ass, but I don’t think I want my kids taught by someone who doesn’t know affect from effect and mixes up their/they’re/there.

Harvest itch weed in hell, you ridiculous hipster farthuffer.

It even has a couple catch phrases.

That is so amazing! All those stupidities those “foolish scientists” are saying! They seem to always discover only some black monkeys to be their ancestors, and theirs only, please! I guess there were only black orangutan! hah! hah! hah! Depraved generation. Repent!

Some people don’t mind paying for convenience. Let me guess. You cook every meal at home, from ingredients you grow yourself, you only take public transit, you make your own clothing, and there’s nothing in your home that didn’t come from a second-hand store.

No one is forcing these people to commit to a monogamous relationship. They're grown ass adults who actually do have a choice in what actions they take. Plenty of people are very happy in monogamous relationships, and plenty of people who aren't decide not to be in one. No one is forcing anyone to cheat.

I believe the answer to that is ‘piracy’.

Nicole Wallace is a sociopathic serial killer with a weird crush on Vincent D’Onofrio. Accept no substitutes.

This is a you problem, not a Caitlyn Jenner problem.

Got to love that Deadspin/Gawker are vehemently against Hot Takes and Buzzfeed-esque clickbait yet article titles like ‘Bill Simmons is a Shitty Writer’ are pretty common.

Floyd Mayweather Jr. may be a coward, but it has nothing to do with what he does in a boxing ring.

Being O- is so unfair.

probably the best track on the album, holy shit zack looks weird not scowling

Sup.