Why on earth would police want people to have proper control of their vehicles? They wouldn't have many accidents to attend to, they wouldn't have tickets to write for poor driving etiquette, and less time to waste fighting "real crimes".

Yep, 'Murica must bring Democracy to that savage place!

The local Sheriff was quoted as saying:

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" I know my owner is a total shit fucker and about 10 gallons of warm douche water, but I swear i'm not like that. Ya gotta trust me on this one dudes, at the end of the day, i'm the one losing in this tragedy. (in tears of washer fluid)....sniff....he tried to do donuts in me :("

This is the wrong answer.  Bieber should most certainly ride a high-powered sport bike with minimal safety gear.  Maybe he'll have a few drinks one evening and see how fast it will go?

I wholeheartedly approve of Mr. Beiber's squid like tendencies.