Hey, Seeburger? Next time maybe just stay home, smoke the pot, and binge watch Netflix.

What, you didn't go get a fresh bottle of honey before luring Tom in your backyard pit trap? You fool.

I'm betting "Watching a crying drunk girl yell at her boyfriend" will make it through at least 3 rounds.

One of these two things always lasts longer than it should. Vote for the other one.

The more comments I read on here, the luckier and luckier I feel to be living in Colorado. I'm not even going to talk about the ease of getting weed, and the variety there is to be had. (But it is crazy easy and there's so much to choose from.) (Ok, I lied two sentences ago. Sorry.)

So, you can't just magically grow dreadlocks...but you can wear a Phish shirt or something of the sort...

I tend to start feeling overwhelmed if I've got more than a total of about 10 tabs open, but I've generally got way more "tabs" of work open (I'm a developer). Many many files open at any time in Visual Studio and SSMS.

Fuck Doritos.

Here's to hoping they're highly allergic to ingesting humans!

Try it with a Coke Zero next time. Guaranteed 150% more burp than diet Coke.

I think the only requirement for a guy in straight porn is sexual stamina. Or knowing the right person.

Right there with you, except with me it's Lucky Charms. Adds more of a challenge, because if you're not fast as fuck, those styrofoam "marshmallows" swell to the size of dimes, and it's impossible to get one of each type on the spoon at once.

I'm a bit biased, but I'm pretty sure my wife and my commercial mocking could be the new MST3K if we decided to record it and start a youtube channel.

I know you're being Captain Buzzkill here, but I would love to be able to slip on a VR headset and sit down in front of my plastic drum set, and rock out in front of a screaming crowd, notes flying at me above their heads, and connecting with the drum heads as I need to hit them.

1) Connect to travel router from phone or computer

1) Connect to travel router from phone or computer

I've got one of Hoo Too's other travel routers (the TM01), which is a little more expensive, but also has a 6000mAh battery in it, and it is awesome. Finally able to use a Chromecast on hotel wifi!

I've got one of Hoo Too's other travel routers (the TM01), which is a little more expensive, but also has a 6000mAh…

I feel like I'm not understanding something about this housing crisis. If there are millions of vacant units, but they're too expensive, why isn't the price adjusting downwards? It seems like a simple supply & demand problem...

Did I ever tell you about the time I was at an orgy, and then Patton Oswalt showed up? We heard the doorbell, and everyone scattered!

But I just bought Helldivers yesterday, and haven't finished Grim Fandango yet!

It was a long wait before Comcast customers were able to use HBO on Roku. I eventually gave up hope of it ever happening, and sold my Roku. Comcast switched on HBO a couple weeks later.